Ask Fitz: Are Fake Boobs as Attractive
Well, this Ask Fitz question is definitely a loaded one (with silicone). But let’s take a stab at it anyway OK? OK. The infamous Krys Lee asks:
Hi Fitz,
My question is, do you believe that fake tits are as attractive as real ones?
This is obviously something that is subjective and many people will have different answers. Can fake boobs be as attractive as real ones? Sure! Do most women get over zealous when getting a boob job? YES! Most men, in my opinion, do not want their ideal partner to have Triple F tits. They are not fun, attractive or useful. They draw attention, get in the way and are just plain unattractive.
Most women are so busy listening to society tell them that they’re boobs are too small that they can’t hear men telling them they look fantastic just the way they are. I had been in relationships with women with boobs from large to tiny. All were real and all were fantastic. That being said, I don’t think it’s terrible if a woman wants a boob job to boost her self esteem. Just don’t make yourself look ANYTHING like the pictures below.
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Wow, possibly THE only woman on the planet that Gene Simmons shows absolutely no interest in.
Yeah Lee, that’s Christina Aguilera’s BABY.
(WAHHHHHHHHH!)
Ha. That used to be a little Asian boy.
Danielle recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Gosh darn bladder!
leave Posh alone. for a robot, she’s totally hot.
dylan recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Eddie Murphy to return to stand-up comedy
Danielle- You’re absolutely right. Turns out, Brangelina’s son Maddox originally had a Siamese twin, but they only “fell in love” with his half. So, as part of their benevolent ambassador work, (after having them properly separated,) they donated him to Aguilera, who Aguilerized him into the girl she had always dreamed of.. Which provokes an interesting thought– Celebrity Plastic Surgery Babies? It’s only a matter of time.
sabrina recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Spanindunkin Troll Stripes
Oh my goodness. It’s like basketballs and baseballs inserted directly under the skin. yikes.
Erika recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Red Neck Child Care - No joke.
Danielle - lol
Sabrina - show your work.
Erika - That’s only the cheap doctors. To get the real treatment like volleyballs, you gotta fork out the money.
By the way… Fitz, get yer implant lovin’ ass on Yahoo
I can’t help but stare at a woman’s breasts when they are the bulbous, ginormous fake kind. It’s mesmerizing. Like the pinwheel thingies that Bugs Bunny uses to hypnotize Elmer Fudd.
The first one used to be a man, btw. So she started with nothing.
Women, don’t enlarge that much! Round isn’t real. As far as I’m concerned, a little goes a long way.
Tim recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..South of the 49th Parallel
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