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Ask Fitz: Are Fake Boobs as Attractive

Well, this Ask Fitz question is definitely a loaded one (with silicone). But let’s take a stab at it anyway OK? OK. The infamous Krys Lee asks:

Hi Fitz,
My question is, do you believe that fake tits are as attractive as real ones?

This is obviously something that is subjective and many people will have different answers. Can fake boobs be as attractive as real ones? Sure! Do most women get over zealous when getting a boob job? YES! Most men, in my opinion, do not want their ideal partner to have Triple F tits. They are not fun, attractive or useful. They draw attention, get in the way and are just plain unattractive.

Most women are so busy listening to society tell them that they’re boobs are too small that they can’t hear men telling them they look fantastic just the way they are. I had been in relationships with women with boobs from large to tiny. All were real and all were fantastic. That being said, I don’t think it’s terrible if a woman wants a boob job to boost her self esteem. Just don’t make yourself look ANYTHING like the pictures below.

WTF BOOBS

fake tits

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  • Krys Lee

    Wow, possibly THE only woman on the planet that Gene Simmons shows absolutely no interest in.

  • sabrina; sunny

    Yeah Lee, that’s Christina Aguilera’s BABY.

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    Ha. That used to be a little Asian boy.

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    leave Posh alone. for a robot, she’s totally hot.

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  • http://www.livejournal.com/~aunty sabrina

    Danielle- You’re absolutely right. Turns out, Brangelina’s son Maddox originally had a Siamese twin, but they only “fell in love” with his half. So, as part of their benevolent ambassador work, (after having them properly separated,) they donated him to Aguilera, who Aguilerized him into the girl she had always dreamed of.. Which provokes an interesting thought– Celebrity Plastic Surgery Babies? It’s only a matter of time.

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  • http://www.spillitnow.blogspot.com Erika

    Oh my goodness. It’s like basketballs and baseballs inserted directly under the skin. yikes.

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  • Joker

    Danielle – lol

    Sabrina – show your work.

    Erika – That’s only the cheap doctors. To get the real treatment like volleyballs, you gotta fork out the money.

  • Joker

    By the way… Fitz, get yer implant lovin’ ass on Yahoo

  • charlotte sometimes

    I can’t help but stare at a woman’s breasts when they are the bulbous, ginormous fake kind. It’s mesmerizing. Like the pinwheel thingies that Bugs Bunny uses to hypnotize Elmer Fudd.

  • That’s a man

    The first one used to be a man, btw. So she started with nothing.

  • http://redneckbarandgrill.com/ Tim

    Women, don’t enlarge that much! Round isn’t real. As far as I’m concerned, a little goes a long way.

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    I will call these spoiled boobs! Originality rocks! Fake sucks!

    Debra

  • frank

    all those examples are hideous EXCEPT THE SECOND ONE. it rocks.

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    Fuck yeah fake boobs rock. To me, they say…….”I am a dirty girl, and I want to fuck your brains out”.

    Now I only need to figure out a way to convince my gf to get them.

  • Ikke

    fake can be attractive too if they arent to big, i dont care real or fake, if they look nice, are bigger then my hand and squeesable, im happy.
    my wife had bigger and better, they dont even looks fake but they are gorgeous and better then the panecakes she had after breastfeeding 2 kids !!!!!!

  • Tiff_20

    i just think that some people go too far with breast implants,its not like they should stop thm but people some people get them done real big :/

  • Ryan17

    the first ones arent bad, the second ones are GORG!

  • Janey_heptinstall

    yeh fakes boobs are good. But the pics above are all bad examples of fake boobs. I have fake boobs but they look very natural and actually move. poshes look ok, but there others are hideous xx

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6D7K3QYBCPOHTWSATKP53CNGVE Jax Rhapsody

    I don’t care if tits are real or fake. just gotta be big. The bigger the better!

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  • Tittley

    third one looks real cuz shes bouncing up n down

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