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Ask Fitz: Steak or Sex?

steak or sexLindsey from omgpossum.com asks the following:

Which is better in your opinion: steak or sex?

Wow, tough question. Let’s take them one at a time. So you sit down with a nice piece of meat. You stare at it for a bit. You look at how juicy it is. You slice into into it. You put it in your mouth. You close your eyes and groan because it tastes so fucking good. Now let’s talk about steak.

But seriously, I love a great steak and all but I will take good sex over a good steak any day. On a perfect day I would have both and not have to chose between one or the other.

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  • Brian

    I’m a vegetarian, and I love sex so….I don’t feel I have to even answer this one

  • http://www.toiletscribble.com fitz

    Brian – HAHA! I exclude you from this question. Perhaps I should ask “Portabella Steak or Sex?”

  • http://www.jbone.com J-Bone

    Sex (doggie style) while eating a steak from a plate on her back! Best of both worlds!

  • http://www.toiletscribble.com fitz

    J-Bone – Most people don’t get down like that. I do…..but most people don’t.

  • Brian

    If the question is portabella steak or sex, i think i have to start talking like the guys in the previous video if i answer portabella

  • Joker

    J-Bone – I think that’s from the Kama Sutra, isn’t it?

    Brian – We don’t care how you start talking. We can’t hear you.

    As for me… Depends on the cut, and who made it. And do I get to have sex afterwards? Is she making the steak? These questions. They haunt me.

  • http://www.datingwallofshame.blogspot.com juliemccoy

    Fitz – most of the time I’d pick the sex – but if given a choice between sex with JBone, Brian or Joker, after the comments they’ve made, I’d have to pick the steak! You guys just demonstrated the testosterone driven douchbaggery you always rant against!

    juliemccoy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..One ticket or two?

  • http://www.toiletscribble.com fitz

    Brian – a good portabella steak is not to be trifled with!

    Joker – It’s steak or sex…NOT BOTH. You can’t have your steak and eat it too!

    Julie – I should have said “Sex with someone you desire or steak”. I clearly do not want you having sex with any douche bags or nozzles.

  • http://www.datingwallofshame.blogspot.com juliemccoy

    Hey Fitz~
    I’ve challenged the women to respond to a similar question – Sex vs. Chocolate on my blog – let’s see how they respond……..

    juliemccoy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Sex or Chocolate vs. Sex or Steak

  • http://www.toiletscribble.com fitz

    Julie – If they don’t choose sex they are either crazy or have really low blood/sugar levels.

  • Joker

    Fitz – Either that or they know it has to be with you.

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