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Dear Fitz: Why does my Vagina hurt when i touch my toe?

toe vag Toiletscribble reader Helen used the Ask Fitz feature and asked a very interesting question.

Why does my vagina hurt when I touch my toe?

Well Helen, you are quite lucky as I am an amateur gynecologist. Not only that but this is quite common. What has happened is that your cli joint has been worn down and now your toris bone is touching your toe bone.

It’s sort of like that song that goes “The knee bone is connected to the….leg bone”. However in this version of the song it’s “The toris bone is connected to the ……vagina”. Anyway, my recommendation is lots of sex. Hopefully you curl your toes during sex and that should get your cli joint back into shape.

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Brian 1 year ago 1 point
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And Helen, pending a picture of you, I will be willing to have sex with you to get that cli joint working in full force?

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juliemccoy 1 year ago 1 point
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Fitz - as a former lesbian, I'm going to have to overule your amateur gyno status. Helen, what you are referring to is more commonly known as clitatarsal syndrome. The good news is that this pain usually only persists for the first few times your toe is touched - after that, you should start to notice that foot massage begins to feel less painful, and eventually, pleasureable. Regular foot massages are recommended. If both the foot and the clit can be massaged at the same time, you are indeed a lucky woman and should not let the person willing to do this out of your sight!

juliemccoy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Sex or Chocolate vs. Sex or Steak

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charlotte sometimes 1 year ago 1 point
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Awww Fitz...and I thought if anyone would be able to disprove the theory (fact?) that all men have no clue about the clitoris, it would be you.

Helen, I suggest you stop bothering with your toe and just start touching your vagina more. I think you'll find it much less painful. Give Brian a call.

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toiletscribble 1 year ago 1 point
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Brian - You are truly a part of this blog. I love your can do attitude and your willingness to help your fellow toiletscribblers.

Julie - I too am a former lesbian. I think we actualy might have hooked up during that period of my life.

Charlotte - Everyone knows that the clitoris is an urban myth.

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Brian 1 year ago 1 point
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Julie, thanks for the support!

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Back Massager 7 months ago 1 point
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This is interesting indeed!

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