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Fitz: Are Some Men More Endowed Than Others?

05.13.08 | View Comments

Dear Fitz,

I have heard that some men are not as endowed as others and this has created issues in their relationships. Have you found having a small penis affects yours? For instance, if you met “The Girl of your dreams”, would she be happy?

Yours in scribble,

Curly Girly

Curly Girly, obviously you ask this question because you have yet to experience viewing the male genitalia. Fear not young lass, one day in the distant future you will be an expert on the subject. But for now let me dispel this myth for you. Whoever told you that some men are not as endowed as others lied to you. Either that or they too have never laid eyes on male genitals. If they had they would have told you that every single man is exactly the same in size as every other man. I’m sorry if that disappoints you but it is medical fact.

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  • http://www.datingwallofshame.blogspot.com juliemccoy

    Curly Gurly~ Fitz is clearly misinformed here – either he is trying to hide some inadequacy on his own part or he hasn’t spent a lot of lime looking at other guys in the bathroom. Now, we all know Fitz spends a lot of time in bathrooms taking pictures of graffitti – so you do the math………..

    juliemccoy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..I know how to be alone damnit!

  • http://www.toiletscribble.com fitz

    hey now….I have no inadequacies. And I spend a lot of time looking at men’s gen…wait…..I’m deleting this post.

  • Joker

    It’s okay Fitz. You can look, but touching will cost extra.

  • http://www.toiletscribble.com fitz

    Can you give me the price in dollars please?

  • http://datingwallofshame.blogspot.com/2008/04/bisexuality-whats-in-name.html juliemccoy

    Clearly you both need to refer to my blog post from April 28th~

  • Joker

    Fitz – My price range is about the same as yours under your little donation link.

    Julie – I fail to see your point. Are you suggesting Fitz and I become… ahem… “Buck Fuddies?”

    If so, once again, it will cost money.

  • http://www.datingwallofshame.blogspot.com juliemccoy

    Fitz~

    I was referring to the bisexuality post – but if Buck Fuddies feels like a better, er, fit for you – go for it!

    I think it’s Joker that would be coming up with the ash.

    juliemccoy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..This explains a LOT!

  • http://www.datingwallofshame.blogspot.com juliemccoy

    Ok, bisexuality was the April 21st post – it’s been a busy month!

    juliemccoy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..This explains a LOT!

  • ~ANNA~

    The penis is basically formed the same but some or more talented…I know this guy that can make ballon animals with his…lol… made me a Unicorn with a big horn! True Story…lol

  • http://www.thaigirlworld.com Thai Girl World

    Funny posts and replies. Makes my day though. Anyway, for me it doesn't matter as long as love empowered the lovers. It's not the length that counts, it's the quality of love that matters most.

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