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Fitz is Back! Kinda

So, I am writing this from my phone so please forgive me if it looks weird or contains misspellings.

Anyway, here I am, back from the abyss. I want to thank you all for the many many emails and texts and greeting cards. Actually there were no greeting cards….WTF? Sorry that I was such a hermit for the past few weeks. I was ill for half of it and then I was transitioning into a new job which requires a lot more of my time than my last.

Anyway, I will be posting but it will not be as often as the past. I will probably post videos on the weekends and during the week I’ll post random short messages via my phone.

So hopefully you still love me as much as I love you and well…..Johnny is home!!!

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  • Avery

    Well, yay….Hopefully it won’t be 20 days until we see another one of these…Good luck with the new job and stuff.

  • http://www.spillitnow.blogspot.com Erika

    … It’s probably just a mirage…. or hallucination… caused by deprivation… I’m trying not to get my hopes up…

    ;-) Glad your back – Kinda.

  • Cory

    Fitz… You aren’t dead.. I almost had to walk to NY to find you.. And I live in Montana. Montana, Fitz.

    Welcome back.

  • H-Bone

    This website blows ass.

  • Krys Lee

    Wow… You know John I understand you’ve become an increasingly busier man. You could’ve contacted me via email and commissioned me for an ass-blowing story of peril and disease and prevail to provide for these very obvious faithfuls. A lot of people (including myself) expected if there was going to be any return at all, it’d be explosive!
    I’m fuckin with you. I’ve been known to skip off for weeks at a time myself, with much less explanation than you’ve given. Welcome back to the Terlet.

  • http://www.lolonomics.wordpress.com Joker

    H-Bone – Oh, go fuck your sister, ya douchebag.

    Fitz – I think this post might be a *little* late…

    Joker recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Comic #9

  • http://www.peoplenotbarbies.blogspot.com Danielle

    So no girlfriend for us to knock off? That’s too bad. I was looking forward to getting some aggressions out.

    Danielle recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Itchy in, um, places?

  • juliemccoy

    I missed you, my friend~

    Welcome back!

  • H-Bone

    Joker – as soon as I’m done with yours.

  • charlotte sometimes

    So I can come off the antidepressants now? It’s been costing me an arm and a leg!?!

  • juliemccoy

    Charlotte – careful what you say around Ricky he’ll be waiting for the rest of you – he might need the business.

    (Sorry Ricky, I couldn’t resist)

  • Krys Lee

    H-Bone- You’re a pretty funny guy. For someone who I don’t believe I’ve ever seen on this page before, you seem to dedicate more time then I expected coming back to a nearly dead blog just to catch up on your half witted, poor excuses for insults. Must be loads of fun.

    Joker- Do you have a sister? Is she hot, cause I’d do her.

  • http://www.punchlinemagazine.com dylan

    welcome back, Fitz. you *almost* got an IM from me to see what was up. that’s how much i care, man. i thought about getting in touch. that should count for something.

  • Ricky

    I thought I heard some commotion over here…

    Welcome back, Fitz…although i’m not holding my breath…fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice…

    Julie…very funny!
    Charlotte…it woudl be easier to embalm you all in one piece. Stop self mutilating.

    I don’t know whether to think this H-bone person is hilarious or a douchebag. We shall see. Show yourself, O ye of the boring insults.

  • juliemccoy

    Krys-Lee – wait, you’re into girls? you’ve never come on to me – what’s up wit dat?

  • Mike

    Thank goodness you’ve returned. Start thinking about those videos for the weekend. How about corn on the cob? You know it’s sweet as sugar.

  • charlotte sometimes

    Good one Julie! ALOL
    Ricky – I want to see if you can Frankenstein me together after I sell of some more parts!

  • Ricky

    I did receive the Award for Excellence in Restorative Art when I graduated from Mortuary School…

    *points out his plaque on the wall*

  • Krys Lee

    Julie- I’ll come on to you, I’ll come next to you, hell I’ll come in a little gift wrapped box for you.. As long as I’m coming I don’t care where the rest of you are going!
    I fear I may have upset Joker. Honey listen, fuck Funny Bone and any comments about your possible sister and all the filthy things we’ve all done with her. The point is you rock.
    Ricky- Restorative Art… I’m googling that shit right NOW!
    Fitz- Umm….

  • juliemccoy

    Krys Lee – I think I’m in love!

  • http://www.lolonomics.wordpress.com Joker

    Krys Lee – No, no. I’m not upset, just been gone. Anyway. You two continue what you’re doing. I think the rest of us are content watching.

    Also – I don’t think you’re allowed to touch my sister. She’s 15. But I have a slew of friends I’d be happy to introduce you to. :D

    Charlotte – I’ll do it. I may not be a mortician, but I can certainly poke you with a needle a bunch of times.

    Julie – I have nothing to say to you, but I feel like my post is incomplete without replying to you. So… yea.

    Joker recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Comic #9

  • Ricky

    I Have found the official representative t-shirt of this group:

    http://www.crazydogtshirts.com/servlet/the-1575/douchebag-t-dsh-shirt%2C-douchebag-t/Detail

  • juliemccoy

    Ricky – I love it!

  • charlotte sometimes

    Excellent find Ricky!
    Joker – while we’re waiting for Fitz, poke away!

  • http://www.peoplenotbarbies.blogspot.com Danielle

    Ricky – Nice! I’m ordering mine right now!

    Danielle recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Just to be clear

  • http://www.theangrywalrus.com/blog Matthew

    Well, regardless, welcome back into the fold my friend.

    Matthew recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Oh, Spam! How I loathe Thee.

  • juliemccoy

    Has anyone else noticed that Fitz being back is a lot like Fitz being gone?

  • Ricky

    Julie – Yeah

    *sings*
    Why do you build me up build me up buttercup baby just to let me down…

  • juliemccoy

    wow – a singing mortician – Showtime may be interested in that – you should do a pilot episode

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