Toilet Scribble

Fitz is Back! Kinda

So, I am writing this from my phone so please forgive me if it looks weird or contains misspellings.

Anyway, here I am, back from the abyss. I want to thank you all for the many many emails and texts and greeting cards. Actually there were no greeting cards….WTF? Sorry that I was such a hermit for the past few weeks. I was ill for half of it and then I was transitioning into a new job which requires a lot more of my time than my last.

Anyway, I will be posting but it will not be as often as the past. I will probably post videos on the weekends and during the week I’ll post random short messages via my phone.

So hopefully you still love me as much as I love you and well…..Johnny is home!!!

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Avery 1 year ago 1 point
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Well, yay....Hopefully it won't be 20 days until we see another one of these...Good luck with the new job and stuff.

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Erika 1 year ago 1 point
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... It's probably just a mirage.... or hallucination... caused by deprivation... I'm trying not to get my hopes up...

;-) Glad your back - Kinda.

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http://www.spillitnow.blogspot.com

Cory 1 year ago 1 point
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Fitz... You aren't dead.. I almost had to walk to NY to find you.. And I live in Montana. Montana, Fitz.

Welcome back.

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H-Bone 1 year ago 1 point
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This website blows ass.

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Krys Lee 1 year ago 1 point
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Wow... You know John I understand you've become an increasingly busier man. You could've contacted me via email and commissioned me for an ass-blowing story of peril and disease and prevail to provide for these very obvious faithfuls. A lot of people (including myself) expected if there was going to be any return at all, it'd be explosive!
I'm fuckin with you. I've been known to skip off for weeks at a time myself, with much less explanation than you've given. Welcome back to the Terlet.

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Joker 1 year ago 1 point
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H-Bone - Oh, go fuck your sister, ya douchebag.

Fitz - I think this post might be a *little* late...

Joker recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Comic #9

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1 /people/Joker287/ /people/Joker287/following/ http://www.aviantheory.tk

Danielle 1 year ago 1 point
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So no girlfriend for us to knock off? That's too bad. I was looking forward to getting some aggressions out.

Danielle recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Itchy in, um, places?

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juliemccoy 1 year ago 1 point
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I missed you, my friend~

Welcome back!

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H-Bone 1 year ago 1 point
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Joker - as soon as I'm done with yours.

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charlotte sometimes 1 year ago 1 point
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So I can come off the antidepressants now? It's been costing me an arm and a leg!?!

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juliemccoy 1 year ago 1 point
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Charlotte - careful what you say around Ricky he'll be waiting for the rest of you - he might need the business.

(Sorry Ricky, I couldn't resist)

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Krys Lee 1 year ago 1 point
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H-Bone- You're a pretty funny guy. For someone who I don't believe I've ever seen on this page before, you seem to dedicate more time then I expected coming back to a nearly dead blog just to catch up on your half witted, poor excuses for insults. Must be loads of fun.

Joker- Do you have a sister? Is she hot, cause I'd do her.

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dylan 1 year ago 1 point
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welcome back, Fitz. you *almost* got an IM from me to see what was up. that's how much i care, man. i thought about getting in touch. that should count for something.

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http://www.punchlinemagazine.com

Ricky 1 year ago 1 point
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I thought I heard some commotion over here...

Welcome back, Fitz...although i'm not holding my breath...fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...

Julie...very funny!
Charlotte...it woudl be easier to embalm you all in one piece. Stop self mutilating.

I don't know whether to think this H-bone person is hilarious or a douchebag. We shall see. Show yourself, O ye of the boring insults.

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juliemccoy 1 year ago 1 point
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Krys-Lee - wait, you're into girls? you've never come on to me - what's up wit dat?

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Mike 1 year ago 1 point
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Thank goodness you've returned. Start thinking about those videos for the weekend. How about corn on the cob? You know it's sweet as sugar.

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charlotte sometimes 1 year ago 1 point
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Good one Julie! ALOL
Ricky - I want to see if you can Frankenstein me together after I sell of some more parts!

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Ricky 1 year ago 1 point
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I did receive the Award for Excellence in Restorative Art when I graduated from Mortuary School...

*points out his plaque on the wall*

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Krys Lee 1 year ago 1 point
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Julie- I'll come on to you, I'll come next to you, hell I'll come in a little gift wrapped box for you.. As long as I'm coming I don't care where the rest of you are going!
I fear I may have upset Joker. Honey listen, fuck Funny Bone and any comments about your possible sister and all the filthy things we've all done with her. The point is you rock.
Ricky- Restorative Art... I'm googling that shit right NOW!
Fitz- Umm....

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juliemccoy 1 year ago 1 point
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Krys Lee - I think I'm in love!

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Joker 1 year ago 1 point
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Krys Lee - No, no. I'm not upset, just been gone. Anyway. You two continue what you're doing. I think the rest of us are content watching.

Also - I don't think you're allowed to touch my sister. She's 15. But I have a slew of friends I'd be happy to introduce you to. :D

Charlotte - I'll do it. I may not be a mortician, but I can certainly poke you with a needle a bunch of times.

Julie - I have nothing to say to you, but I feel like my post is incomplete without replying to you. So... yea.

Joker recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Comic #9

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1 /people/Joker287/ /people/Joker287/following/ http://www.aviantheory.tk

Ricky 1 year ago 1 point
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I Have found the official representative t-shirt of this group:

http://www.crazydogtshirts.com/servlet/the-1575...

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juliemccoy 1 year ago 1 point
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Ricky - I love it!

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charlotte sometimes 1 year ago 1 point
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Excellent find Ricky!
Joker - while we're waiting for Fitz, poke away!

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Danielle 1 year ago 1 point
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Ricky - Nice! I'm ordering mine right now!

Danielle recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Just to be clear

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Matthew 1 year ago 1 point
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Well, regardless, welcome back into the fold my friend.

Matthew recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Oh, Spam! How I loathe Thee.

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http://www.theangrywalrus.com/blog

juliemccoy 1 year ago 1 point
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Has anyone else noticed that Fitz being back is a lot like Fitz being gone?

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Ricky 1 year ago 1 point
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Julie - Yeah

*sings*
Why do you build me up build me up buttercup baby just to let me down...

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juliemccoy 1 year ago 1 point
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wow - a singing mortician - Showtime may be interested in that - you should do a pilot episode

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