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Hypocrisy

08.08.08 | View Comments

Oh what tangled webs we weave. I have been quite outspoken about douchebaggery and guys that drink jagaer bombs and pop their collars. Yet, last night while hanging out with my new work crew I found myself drinking not one but three jagaer bombs. It was followed by an Irish car bomb and then topped off with soco lime shots.

So there ya have it, I’m a douche and tonight I’m gonna pop my collar and gel my hair. You have my deepest apologies.

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  • Brian

    fuck you

  • Ricky

    Well, we all have our moments….we will forgive you this once!

  • Brian

    fuck you too ricky

  • http://www.faronville.com Matt

    Drinking is drinking, unless it’s Mai Tais and Cosmos. Popped collars and gelled hair (like Brian up there) is a whole different ballpark. The name Brian (especially with that fucked up “I” and no “Y”) just screams orangeface and popped collar. Four popped collars.

    Matt recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..How DICE is Pushing Their Luck

  • Avery

    Deyewsh.

  • http://www.lolonomics.wordpress.com Joker

    Fitz…. You disappoint me. *Sniff* How could you do this to us?

    I demand you post a video apology!

    lol…

    Anyway. Hope you didn’t order any pizza with pineapple and canadian bacon… Which is JUST HAM! WHY DOES CANADA HAVE TO FUCK EVERYTHING UP! Damn Commies….

    lol.. Sorry to any Canadian TS’ers…. You know I love you.

  • http://www.lolonomics.wordpress.com Joker

    Sorry for the double-post AND the linkbomb, but I thought Ricky would enjoy this. I especially like the fine print at the bottom of the billboard.

    http://frixon.de/fun/suicide-ad.jpg

    Ennjoy!

    Joker recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Comic #9

  • juliemccoy

    OK – so, drinking stupid drinks is one thing – but tell me this, did you hit on women just because they had big tits and use stupid pick-up lines like “if I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?” – if not, there MIGHT be hope for you………

  • Ricky

    Joker – I love you! WIll you have my babies?

    That is awesome!

  • Brian

    haha you fuck face, Fitz knows me better than most of you…i meant Fuck You to him for drinking like a guido. i don’t think anyone hates the orange faced oompa loomas more than i do

  • http://www.faronville.com Matt

    Whether he knows you or not, I’m sure he doesn’t approve of you coming in here and being a complete asshat to Ricky up there.

    And a simple “fuck you” comment is easily taken the wrong way. It’s a little hard to squeeze sarcasm out of text.

    Matt recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Launch of the Terrible Art Gallery

  • http://www.faronville.com Matt

    I just realized that you probably know Ricky, too. Owel.

    Matt recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Launch of the Terrible Art Gallery

  • Ricky

    Thanks Matt….and I know noone on here, at least I don’t think think I do!

  • Brian

    nah, i was just being as vague as possible…apologies to all

  • Avery

    Alrighty well, I think I’m going to take a TS break. Talk to you all later.

  • johnfronts

    Wow….don’t come around for awhile and you learn everything and everyone you believe in is a sham.

    Thanks Fitz, thanks for blowing whatever faith I had in the human race to hell….and for what? A drink that smells like Robitussin….

    Go ahead…you might as well take your shirt off in public now….

    So dishearted….

    JF

  • http://lolonomics.wordpress.com Joker

    Ricky – Of course!

    Matt – Brian is an old commenter. Stop hassling him.

    Brian – Matt rules. Stop hassling him.

    Brian and Matt – Shut the hell up. Stop bickering. :D

    Johnfronts – Relax. Fitz knows what he’s doing. I think. *sniff* He can’t be a douchebag.

    Fitz – DAMN YOU! Why do you gotta be a douchebag!? *bawl*

    Joker recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Comic #9

  • http://lolonomics.wordpress.com Joker

    I forgot one.

    Avery – You say that every three posts.

    Joker recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Comic #9

  • Ricky

    Joker – We need to clear up one thing…what gender are you? Cause we may have to adjust this baby-having plan accordingly…

  • http://lolonomics.wordpress.com Joker

    Must resist the temptation to say “I’m whatever gender you want me to be baby!”

    Oh, crap. I just said it.

    Oh well… Adoption rules!

    Joker recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Comic #9

  • Ricky

    Joker – I’m gonna take it as you are male…

    Although we could do something that somewhat (loose comparison) looks like me impregnating you (or vice-versa), I doubt it will result in progeny. And fun depends on what you are into! (hahahaha)

    Oh my…I just went there, didn’t I?

  • http://lolonomics.wordpress.com Joker

    You went there, came back, and went there again, taking the scenic route, only to discover that you were actually a bear. You went to live with the bears and in time they gave you their trust. And in turn you gave them the greatest gift of all… friendship.

    Joker recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Comic #9

  • Ricky

    Welcome to the Ricky and Joker discussion forum!

  • charlotte sometimes

    Just stopping in to watch the baby-making…or even the “loose comparison” so have at it gentlemen! =P

  • http://lolonomics.wordpress.com Joker

    Sorry Charlotte, it’s $10.25 for the first month and $30/month after that.

    Joker recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Comic #9

  • Ricky

    Is it officially over now?

  • http://www.lolonomics.wordpress.com Joker

    I guess so. Which sucks. *sigh*

    So… see any good books lately?

    Wait… that wasn’t right.

    Joker recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Comic #9

  • http://www.peoplenotbarbies.blogspot.com Danielle

    So like Charlotte I stopped in to see if Fitz updated yet. No new posts, but crap there are a lot of comments. I’m not sorry I missed out on the baby-making fun. Wouldn’t want any of that to somehow pop over to me!

    Danielle recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..I hate weddings right now…

  • Joker

    Aww I think you just feel left out. Want to have my baby?

  • Avery

    Well, can’t end on 29.

    There we go.

  • http://www.livejournal.com/~aunty sabrina

    Johnny, look at what you’ve done to all of these people with your “Jesus H. Christ Complex.” I, for one, am still waiting for you to rise again in fulfillment of the scriptures.

    sabrina recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Not even Humble Pie can fix this.

  • http://peoplenotbarbies.blogspot.com/ Danielle

    Joker – Only if you will carry it.

    Danielle recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..More Doctory Goodness

  • Joker

    Danielle – Deal

    Avery – We’re not done yet!

  • Ricky

    Just checking…still dead.

    Joker…whatever happened to our monogamous buttsecs?

  • http://peoplenotbarbies.blogspot.com Danielle

    I had a reason to say, “Fuck You” today like a Southie.

    I realized right afterward how much I miss Fitz.

    Just thought I’d share.

    Danielle recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Jury Doody

  • Joker

    Well… it looks like Toilet Scribble is officially done…

    *sigh*

    I figured the moment we all stopped posting Fitz would come back with a great post about Buttsex, baby-making, and bears….

    I was wrong.

    It was fun while it lasted TS-ers…

    Farewell… I will see you all in hell!

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