Toilet Scribble

My own personal rant. This is a made up holiday. Fifteen years ago, who even remembers hearing about this “holiday”. Mexicans don’t even celebrate it. It’s like us picking some arbitrary date and saying, “Oh, April 23rd that’s the day the U.S. Army beat some Nazis at Brutlegarden, lets have a party.” I enjoy drinking, I don’t need some gerrymandered reason to do it. The holiday I wanna celebrate is Shit-faced Day.

Kev,

Right on slap nuts! I think it’s a bullshit holiday too. I will grant that it’s a catchy fucking name though. But so is ‘Ocho de Febrero’ and there ain’t no fucking holiday on that day (although I do drink my ass off on that day).

By the way, imagine if ‘Mandering’ was your legit last name??? I would totally name my kid Gerry and I would make sure he or she got into politics at an early age and developed a passion for it.

Imagine running for Senator with a name like Gerry Mandering?

“Hey! He’s gerrymandering!”

“Ummm …. Yeah? So What”

Fuck!

I believe shitfaced day is called St Patrick’s Day. Shitfaced is just one word right or is it two and damn it when is it hyphenated? Thanks to Toilet Scribble I have become obsessed with spelling dirty and made up words correctly.

shit faced is two words and I don’t think it ever needs a hyphen but I will not look down on you for using one.