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George CarlinHow do you say goodbye to your hero? Well, I have no idea. George Carlin died at 5:55Pm yesterday and the only thing I am sure of is the world is now a lot less funny. There will be lots of articles in the coming days that will chronicle his life and explain what a comedic genius he was. And while he was a comedic genius, that title does not do him justice.To me he was so much more.

George Carlin was more of a philosopher than a comedian. His comedy made me examine my own life and laugh at things that I might not have. He made me realize what an idiot I could be for worrying about petty bullshit that in the long term was going to mean nothing. He had an ability to make me realize that I need to laugh more, live more and cry a lot less.

Carlin was a wordsmith and was able to show us the humor of certain phrases and words. More often he would point out the absurdity of such phrases. He famously examined the ‘seven dirty words’ and was arrested for saying them at a live performance. That started a nationwide discussion on free speech and in the end you still cannot say those words on radio or TV but the discussion he started continues to this day.

Anyway, it’s hard to be funny today so I will let George be funny for you. Here he is talking about death.

Rest in peace George. You will be sorely missed and never replaced.

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  • Joker

    While I was never a huge George Carlin fan, the man was pretty funny.

    Farewell, Mr. Carlin. He’s doing his immortal bit in the sky, now.

  • http://www.theangrywalrus.com/blog Matthew

    Fuck! I was just watching some of his stand up the other day!

    Matthew recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..A Response to ‘You Don’t Know That Programming Language’

  • http://www.peoplenotbarbies.blogspot.com Danielle

    I’m deeply saddened by his death. His humor was always intelligent and thought provoking. He made you laugh while making you think. He was a unique comic, and I’m sure he is smiling up at us right now.

    Danielle recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Summer in Chicago means Construction and Weddings.

  • Krys Lee

    I’m not ashamed to say I cried the second I found out that Uncle George passed away, and then immediately started laughing at all of the outrageous remarks and probably the upside I would’ve received for mourning for him in that way. I believe he’d be very satisfied with all his fans simultaneously streaking through St. Patrick’s Cathedral mid-mass with the glorious 7 words streaming from banners held tightly by our clenched butt cheeks. Who’s down?
    I mean we have to prove in some way that we’ve properly learned how to be perfectly disobedient from him, and that will not die off along with him.

  • Missy

    Indeed a huge loss-
    He was a force not to be messed with.

  • http://crashof83.blogspot.com Joe

    Right about now, George is probably trying to teach God how to do an “artificial fart under the arm.”

    Joe recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..RIP George

  • http://www.datingwallofshame.blogspot.com juliemccoy

    Fitz~
    As soon as I heard the news I thought of you~
    Peace~

    juliemccoy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Stop Staring At My Nipples!

  • http://www.toiletscribble.com fitz

    I’m glad you all miss him too. I just watched him on Inside the Actor’s Studio which I had never seen before. His favorite curse word was mother fucker!

  • St@n

    George is a shitty, piss-ass, fuckin’ cunty cock sucking mother fucker… tits

  • gruelin1

    Carlin isn’t doing shit right now. He’s dead… Other sentiments disrespect his perspective on religion.

  • Terminal

    Abortion is part of the decay inflicted by the gods in the latter half of the 20th century as we approach the Apocalypse::::
    - Free sex
    - Explosion in gay sex
    - Abortion
    - Legalized greed/immorality
    - The internet. Whereas TV was a phenominally destructive new temptation on the landscape it doesn’t hold a candle to the internet. Some people will waste their whole lives. And its timing was deliberate.

    “It’s too late to pray.” Sign of Woodbridge Church Kansas. And it may be true. Examine pimps who prostitute 10 year old girls in the ghetto.
    Of course, if you want even a shred of a chance to save yourself, on that rare occassion the Buffalo Bills did experience the Fourth Reich and realized a comeback.
    Perhaps that’s my role. I am failing. But it is because of the god’s defense tactics. Suck-ass CHEATERS. Fuck absolute power. I hate losing.

    Budget problems. Cut the military. Bring them home and end the wars. Let these countries experience self-determination and decide their own future. Didn’t we learn this lesson in Vietnam???
    Unfortunnately, the gods use the United States as one of their tools, and using the spread of capitalism under the guide of democracy to level the playing field and prepare the planet for a global event.

    So many people don’t care about global warming. They don’t care about the Federal deficit/debt (outside of partisanship) and they don’t care earning $400k for an $80,000/year job will eventually bankrupt the country. They have awarded themselves $400k pay and retirement packages, loading up their friends on the payroll during the boom 90s through the real estate bust while all services which the program were intended to fund now get cut to pay for it.
    These people are often common public university labor. Not Ivy League, not private university.
    This labor isn’t good enough to command the salaries they are earning. And they understood this when they applied to the public university they settled on.
    You can’t expect a top-tier salary with a second-rate education.
    They think they are going sometime during/at the end of this life, and disregard the poor souls who are left behind.
    These are the people who will be here in the United States when bankruptcy is declared and society deteriorates into chaos. And they will deserve the anarchy which ensues.

    Continuing the push for privatization, reinforced and supported recently with enormous public sector salaries and retirement packages.
    Once achieved the gods will utilize the corruptive predisposition of the private sector economy, as seen with the sub-prime/bailout fiasco, to initiate economic catastrophy and initiate the bankruptcy proceedings of the United States.
    Whether the cure for cancer/diseases or the permanant resolution of economic misery, before the gods remove these motivations to pray we will experience an inordinate deluge of each element, with economic misery being perhaps the dissallusion of the united States with bankruptcy.

    The gods used the Italians to ruin life in the 20th century.
    The gods used the Italians to ruin life in A.D. with The Church.
    The Church controlled Western Civilization. As the largest land owner in Europe they controlled the monarchies. They were responsbile for slavery, revenge for African invasion and rape of Italy. They created religious discontent, ultimately leading to the disfavored dumping ground known as the United States.

    You don’t want to get involved in the abortion battle. You’re not “earning”. The gods will use this tool to cast people into Damnation. Nothing will save them. Stop wasting your time on others and work on fixing your own problems. If you don’t make enough progress to be granted good parents when reincarnated you will waste your next life too.

    The gods are the commensurate rapist pathology, focussed on control. Be it animal migratory patterns, growth rates for plants and trees or human behavior::::The gods feel compelled to control these phenominah, whether it meets their strategy or not.

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