Toilet Scribble

Sorry you’re sick – having suffered through a bout of a stomach bug this past weekend, I know what you’re going through~

So what…you got the shits and you don’t post…WEAK!!!!!!

Fell better buddy!
JF

Thanks guys!

don’t give him sympatyh, thats the last thing he needs! post you sissy!

http://www.crackedhumor.com/post/2008/05/How-to-Spot-a-Douche-Bag.aspx — oh noes, someone is trying to steal your spotlight. i will back you fitz as the pioneer of the anti douchebag movement if need be

Being sick suck ass. Hope you feel better!

Anything we can send help?
Hookers, booze, porn, White Castles?

Feel better man. Drink lots of water, and tea and juice and chicken soup and anything else people say you should consume while you are sick.

Charlotte – White Castle? Is that to make sure he expels all of the sickness from every hole?

On a slight tangent, I once spent $40 bucks on takeout from White Castle. $40! For three people! I think we might have had a death wish.

Danielle – $40? I can’t even imagine eating that much White Castle and I’m not shy when it comes chowing down.
“expels all of the sickness from every hole” I hadn’t even thought about that! Knock that bug right out of him!

Charlotte – We didn’t come close to finishing it all. Thank god, or we’d all have had to be scheduled for bowel replacement surgery.

Brian – You’re right. I need to post and just shut up! And wtf is up with people stealing my douchebaggery theme? Fucking douche bags!

Danielle and Charlotte – I ate 10 White Castles a couple of weeks ago and my bowels were….uhhh…not happy about it. Feel free to send me more though cause they rule!!!!