Watermelon to the Rescue!
Firstly, let me apologize for my lack of posts in the past couple of days. I am in the middle of changing jobs and shit is a bit crazy. Now back to our regularly scheduled program.
So apparently watermelon is about to become pretty damned popular with people who have erectile dysfunction or anyone wanting some ‘viagra like’ action. This article states that watermelon can give you some of the very same benefits as Viagra. I don’t know about you but I think I’m going to buy me a big old hunk of watermelon. Now if they could just grow some oranges that had the same benefits as Extenze and some apples that had the same benefits as Cyalis I would probably become a vegetarian!
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Where the fuck did you get that joyful yet deeply disturbing photo???
No but seriously, that’s a photo of two very closely cuddled geriatrics laughing their asses off and shoving (incredibly messy) watermelon into each others faces like two year olds with birthday cake! I mean I happen to despise watermelon and one enormous reason for it is how messy it can get. So why the hell would you throw on some nice cream colored linen shirts, hunker down on the new beige couch, get real nice and close to the cushions and fucking gavone an assload of watermelon???
Also, I find many different type of food to have the potential to be erotically assisting.. You know, the typical chocolate syrup, honey, cool whip (NEVER whipped cream), cherries, ice cream, mmmm Nutella… NOT watermelon.. Not sexy.. Not at all…
Maybe it is a ‘melons’ thing…especially considering your last post.
And I agree Fitz. I would love a helping of that fruit salad!!!!
I wonder what it does to women? I hear that viagra can make sex off the charts for a lady. I think I’m going to be buying the biggest watermelon at the store and find out this weekend.
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Uh, and i agree with Krys Lee on the creepy picture. If I want to see old people getting it on, I’ll go to my grandparents house.
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KL - I’ve seen weirder shit
Ricky - I wouldn’t doubt it
Danielle - Gross.
Fitz - Soon they’ll start advertising melons saying they help with that certain male body part.
Also - We never had those commercials in Chicago until you posted about it. All we had was the “Viva Viagra” and the Enzyte commercials. You’ve cursed us!
remember to wear a condom whilst banging a watermelon. otherwise, your junk gets all sticky.
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I think you have to eat 4-6 cups of it…. you’d be peeing so much…. it might kill the mood.
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Watermelon…wammamelon…it’s all good. Go melon crazy! Honeydew, cantaloupe, muskmelon, horned melon…
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sabrina recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..
Anyone know where our faithful Fitz is? I am beginning to worry.
Hit me up on AIM at RickyWaddle if you wanna.
I think he’s being unfaithful. I think he’s scribbling on someone else’s terlet. You know what, Ricky? Let him go. If he comes back, he’s ours. If not, it was never meant to be. I just hope he’s grateful that he has all these people.. All these faceless internet personas, bloggers, swooning fans, and the occasional drunken trash-talker, who worry about him when he’s not around. Because one thing’s for sure, Ricky. Ain’t No Sunshine when he’s gone. No sunshine, and no bananas. Certainly no watermelons.
sabrina recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..
Where the Fitz are you?
last i heard, Fitz was recovering from a bachelor party on Saturday night. i have my sources.
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I think it’s awfully sweet that you guys are concerned about him. I just assumed he was taking the holiday weekend off. I guess that makes me the person that doesn’t notice their neighbor died next door for months until they start to smell. *shrug*
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Ha Ha! I wrote the article on the same topic. Watermelon is a hoot these days.:)
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