Toilet Scribble

Where the fuck did you get that joyful yet deeply disturbing photo???

No but seriously, that’s a photo of two very closely cuddled geriatrics laughing their asses off and shoving (incredibly messy) watermelon into each others faces like two year olds with birthday cake! I mean I happen to despise watermelon and one enormous reason for it is how messy it can get. So why the hell would you throw on some nice cream colored linen shirts, hunker down on the new beige couch, get real nice and close to the cushions and fucking gavone an assload of watermelon???
Also, I find many different type of food to have the potential to be erotically assisting.. You know, the typical chocolate syrup, honey, cool whip (NEVER whipped cream), cherries, ice cream, mmmm Nutella… NOT watermelon.. Not sexy.. Not at all…

Maybe it is a ‘melons’ thing…especially considering your last post.

And I agree Fitz. I would love a helping of that fruit salad!!!!

I wonder what it does to women? I hear that viagra can make sex off the charts for a lady. I think I’m going to be buying the biggest watermelon at the store and find out this weekend.

Danielle recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Pro-Life Customers

Uh, and i agree with Krys Lee on the creepy picture. If I want to see old people getting it on, I’ll go to my grandparents house.

Danielle recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Pro-Life Customers

KL – I’ve seen weirder shit

Ricky – I wouldn’t doubt it

Danielle – Gross.

Fitz – Soon they’ll start advertising melons saying they help with that certain male body part.

Also – We never had those commercials in Chicago until you posted about it. All we had was the “Viva Viagra” and the Enzyte commercials. You’ve cursed us!

remember to wear a condom whilst banging a watermelon. otherwise, your junk gets all sticky.

dylan recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Philadelphia is having a comedy fest… we have video proof

I think you have to eat 4-6 cups of it…. you’d be peeing so much…. it might kill the mood.

Erika recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Friday Flashback – Happy 4th!

Watermelon…wammamelon…it’s all good. Go melon crazy! Honeydew, cantaloupe, muskmelon, horned melon…

Yes, we have no bananas.

We have no bananas today.

Nor do we have any postings

Nor do we have a Webmaster.

sabrina recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..

Anyone know where our faithful Fitz is? I am beginning to worry.

Hit me up on AIM at RickyWaddle if you wanna.

I think he’s being unfaithful. I think he’s scribbling on someone else’s terlet. You know what, Ricky? Let him go. If he comes back, he’s ours. If not, it was never meant to be. I just hope he’s grateful that he has all these people.. All these faceless internet personas, bloggers, swooning fans, and the occasional drunken trash-talker, who worry about him when he’s not around. Because one thing’s for sure, Ricky. Ain’t No Sunshine when he’s gone. No sunshine, and no bananas. Certainly no watermelons.

sabrina recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..

Where the Fitz are you?

last i heard, Fitz was recovering from a bachelor party on Saturday night. i have my sources.

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I think it’s awfully sweet that you guys are concerned about him. I just assumed he was taking the holiday weekend off. I guess that makes me the person that doesn’t notice their neighbor died next door for months until they start to smell. *shrug*

Danielle recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Pro-Life Customers

Ha Ha! I wrote the article on the same topic. Watermelon is a hoot these days.:)

Scratch Bags recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..I Haz Got An Award

I honestly did not know this about watermellon. I learn something new every day.

NJ Dude recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Sea Isle City in the Fall

I am a 36 year old male. From time to time I have a problem maintaining an erection when engaging in sex. No problem during foreplay. My doctor wrote me a script for Levitra and it was amazing. I was 16 again and a superman in the sack. I did have a feeling of congestion and occasional headache but is worth it. The down fall is that you need to know in advance when exactly you will be sexually active. So much for romance and spontaneity. It is also very expensive.

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Hey, great post, very well written. You should blog more

about this. I'll definitely be subscribing.

Cheers;

extenze