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Watermelon to the Rescue!

Firstly, let me apologize for my lack of posts in the past couple of days. I am in the middle of changing jobs and shit is a bit crazy. Now back to our regularly scheduled program.

So apparently watermelon is about to become pretty damned popular with people who have erectile dysfunction or anyone wanting some ‘viagra like’ action. This article states that watermelon can give you some of the very same benefits as Viagra. I don’t know about you but I think I’m going to buy me a big old hunk of watermelon. Now if they could just grow some oranges that had the same benefits as Extenze and some apples that had the same benefits as Cyalis I would probably become a vegetarian!

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extenze 7 months ago 1 point
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Hey, great post, very well written. You should blog more
about this. I'll definitely be subscribing.
Cheers;
extenze

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buy levitra 11 months ago 1 point
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I am a 36 year old male. From time to time I have a problem maintaining an erection when engaging in sex. No problem during foreplay. My doctor wrote me a script for Levitra and it was amazing. I was 16 again and a superman in the sack. I did have a feeling of congestion and occasional headache but is worth it. The down fall is that you need to know in advance when exactly you will be sexually active. So much for romance and spontaneity. It is also very expensive.

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NJ Dude 1 year ago 1 point
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I honestly did not know this about watermellon. I learn something new every day.

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Scratch Bags 1 year ago 1 point
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Ha Ha! I wrote the article on the same topic. Watermelon is a hoot these days.:)

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Danielle 1 year ago 1 point
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I think it's awfully sweet that you guys are concerned about him. I just assumed he was taking the holiday weekend off. I guess that makes me the person that doesn't notice their neighbor died next door for months until they start to smell. *shrug*

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dylan 1 year ago 1 point
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last i heard, Fitz was recovering from a bachelor party on Saturday night. i have my sources.

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Fitzgroupie 1 year ago 1 point
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Where the Fitz are you?

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sabrina 1 year ago 1 point
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I think he's being unfaithful. I think he's scribbling on someone else's terlet. You know what, Ricky? Let him go. If he comes back, he's ours. If not, it was never meant to be. I just hope he's grateful that he has all these people.. All these faceless internet personas, bloggers, swooning fans, and the occasional drunken trash-talker, who worry about him when he's not around. Because one thing's for sure, Ricky. Ain't No Sunshine when he's gone. No sunshine, and no bananas. Certainly no watermelons.

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Ricky 1 year ago 1 point
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Anyone know where our faithful Fitz is? I am beginning to worry.

Hit me up on AIM at RickyWaddle if you wanna.

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sabrina 1 year ago 1 point
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Nor do we have a Webmaster.

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Ricky 1 year ago 1 point
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Nor do we have any postings :(

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Krys Lee 1 year ago 1 point
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We have no bananas today.

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Mike 1 year ago 1 point
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Watermelon...wammamelon...it's all good. Go melon crazy! Honeydew, cantaloupe, muskmelon, horned melon...

Yes, we have no bananas.

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Erika 1 year ago 1 point
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I think you have to eat 4-6 cups of it.... you'd be peeing so much.... it might kill the mood.

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dylan 1 year ago 1 point
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remember to wear a condom whilst banging a watermelon. otherwise, your junk gets all sticky.

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Joker 1 year ago 1 point
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KL - I've seen weirder shit

Ricky - I wouldn't doubt it

Danielle - Gross.

Fitz - Soon they'll start advertising melons saying they help with that certain male body part.

Also - We never had those commercials in Chicago until you posted about it. All we had was the "Viva Viagra" and the Enzyte commercials. You've cursed us!

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Danielle 1 year ago 1 point
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Uh, and i agree with Krys Lee on the creepy picture. If I want to see old people getting it on, I'll go to my grandparents house.

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Danielle 1 year ago 1 point
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I wonder what it does to women? I hear that viagra can make sex off the charts for a lady. I think I'm going to be buying the biggest watermelon at the store and find out this weekend.

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Ricky 1 year ago 1 point
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Maybe it is a 'melons' thing...especially considering your last post.

And I agree Fitz. I would love a helping of that fruit salad!!!!

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Krys Lee 1 year ago 1 point
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No but seriously, that's a photo of two very closely cuddled geriatrics laughing their asses off and shoving (incredibly messy) watermelon into each others faces like two year olds with birthday cake! I mean I happen to despise watermelon and one enormous reason for it is how messy it can get. So why the hell would you throw on some nice cream colored linen shirts, hunker down on the new beige couch, get real nice and close to the cushions and fucking gavone an assload of watermelon???
Also, I find many different type of food to have the potential to be erotically assisting.. You know, the typical chocolate syrup, honey, cool whip (NEVER whipped cream), cherries, ice cream, mmmm Nutella... NOT watermelon.. Not sexy.. Not at all...

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Krys Lee 1 year ago 1 point
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Where the fuck did you get that joyful yet deeply disturbing photo???

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