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Where the Hell is Fitz?

07.08.08 | Comments

fitzwithfever Hey all! Thank you so much for worrying about me. I was quite sick for the past 4 days or so which is why I disappeared. I am not 100% better but I feel 1000 times better than I did a few days ago. Give me a day or two and I should be back in action. Thanks again for the comments and emails. They didn’t cure me but at least they made me smile as I was dying.

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Tracy 1 year ago 1 point
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Hope you're feeling better very soon, you little sicko!

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sabrina 1 year ago 1 point
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LOL Little Sicko. Love that picture.

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Danielle 1 year ago 1 point
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Feel better dude. You don't have the Norwalk virus, do you? A good friend of mine got it this past weekend, and was terribly sick for days. And to think, she wasn't even on a cruise.

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toiletscribble 1 year ago 1 point
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I had a terrible fever, sore throat and ear ache. I'm better now but my body feels like it has been in a boxing match.

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Avery 1 year ago 1 point
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Zomg Fitz is back.

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Joker 1 year ago 1 point
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Fitz is back... I just got over you leaving and now you're back?

STOP TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS!

Haha, anyway. Welcome back to the internet.

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ricky 1 year ago 1 point
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Well, darn.

I have already ordered you casket.

What am I now going to do with a giant box made out of graffiti covered stall walls? Not to mention the headstone shaped like a flush handle...

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charlotte sometimes 1 year ago 1 point
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I was gonna give you one week of MIA before I organized the team of your loyal fans to hunt you down...I mean...help you.

First stop was going to be Ibiza. I need a vacation.

Thanks for not being dead.

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9/11 Truth Eddie 1 year ago 1 point
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9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB! LEARN MORE at http://911trutheddie.blogspot.com/

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Danielle 1 year ago 1 point
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Wow Ricky. Wow.

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Krys Lee 1 year ago 1 point
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So I see that trip to Tijuana served its purpose. What was it, the water, the tequila, or the "street fair" if you know what I mean... Yeah I know, I know.. You never went to Mexico.. Suuure, but let me tell you this.. Half Irish half Mexican children are not as attractive as you thought. Shame on you, Fitz! But at least one day 10 or so years from now little Paco FitzgeraldMcpatrick will be famous as the only little Mexicano with freckles and an incredible tolerance for booze!
Welcome back, you fantastic thing you..

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sabrina 1 year ago 1 point
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Paco Inigo Montoya Franz Ferdinand McPatrick-Fitzgerald

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Krys Lee 1 year ago 1 point
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Dude... Did someone just shamelessly plug their blog on your spot? Wow...

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sabrina 1 year ago 1 point
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At this point, there is no shame.

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Avery 1 year ago 1 point
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Zomg Fitz is gone again.

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sabrina 1 year ago 1 point
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Helloooo! ........ Helloooooooooo!..............................

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Joker 1 year ago 1 point
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That's it....

I am officially taking over TS...

As first order of business, nobody from Southy is aloud to read this blog.

Next up.... douchebags

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Danielle 1 year ago 1 point
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wow. It's like he forgot all about us.

Can it be?

Is Fitz bored with TS?

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Ryan 1 year ago 1 point
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Don't die fitz! There's so much toilet graffiti out there!
-Ryan

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sabrina 1 year ago 1 point
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I took a picture of some good scribble at a dive biker bar last night, but it didn't make me feel any better.

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dylan 1 year ago 1 point
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someone with a video camera should do a "cover" blog of Fitz, like someone do a vlog a la Fitz

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Franklin 1 year ago 1 point
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hey fitzqueertrick, wipe your vagina and get back on the horse.

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Ricky 1 year ago 1 point
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That was harsh Franklin, especially for a newbie.

I think its time for me to get the toilet stall casket back, er, um, find it...

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Joker 1 year ago 1 point
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Franklin - Stfu

Dylan - I would... but no.

Sabrina - Host it and link it. I wanna see it now :D

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juliemccoy 1 year ago 1 point
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Fitz~

What's up TS guy?!!! I've been out of commission with life craziness - you HAD a virus but what's your excuse now????? Someone sent me a funny guido video that I'm going to send your way by email. There was no good grafitti on the REM portapotty walls or on the privy walls on my recent hike in VT - darn, I was hoping to contribute something meaningful to your blog~

PS - Hi everyone - I'm back and it's great to see all of your comments here - like coming home to the TS family!

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Joker 1 year ago 1 point
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Julie - Welcome back! Always good to have you here...

As for Fitz... something must be done about his absence.

I'll get the Cyanide, Julie, you get the gauze and rope...

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Avery 1 year ago 1 point
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Just in case he's done with it it was nice meeting you guys.

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Cory 1 year ago 1 point
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FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITZZZZZ

My internet is getting boring. Please come back.

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Danielle 1 year ago 1 point
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Um, I'm going to take it that no one here knows him personally? No one can march up to his apartment and demand an explanation for his absence?

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erika 1 year ago 1 point
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i'm getting impatient....

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juliemccoy 1 year ago 1 point
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Ok - I can zero in on his neighborhood with my site tracker and we do have video of some of his friends from work from very early posts (remember the one where there was a fire outside of work)
Also, some of his high school/band friends have posted on here so I think we have a good shot at tracking Fitz down~
Who's in? When and where should we meet?

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dylan 1 year ago 1 point
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i know Fitz from the town we grew up in NJ. though he's a few years older than me so i really knew him through other closer friends. i realize that after i wrote those last two sentences, that doesn't really help anyone. glad i could be of no help.

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charlotte sometimes 1 year ago 1 point
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Count me in Julie.
I still think we should start with Ibiza.

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Mike 1 year ago 1 point
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The action on this thread is incessant. I am trying to figure out where he is as much as you all are. I called him and haven't heard back. Where are you Fitz? Fritz? Did you go to Rocklahoma? If so, it's over...just so you know.

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Avery 1 year ago 1 point
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Fitz grew up in NJ? That explains a lot! Haha, just messing.

http://youtube.com/user/ToiletScribble

There's his youtube page, everyone with an account comment asking where the Hell fitz is. As of right now it said he was on 21 minutes ago.

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Ricky 1 year ago 1 point
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You don't want me to come and search with you.

When the Funeral Director gets involved, its never good. Unless your Funeral Director is as awesome as me.

Speaking of which, I could totally blog about the stuff I deal with at work.

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Avery 1 year ago 1 point
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You should do that, Ricky.

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sabrina 1 year ago 1 point
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He is doing this to us on purpose because somehow he still feels underappreciated.

...Seriously though, is he okay?

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sabrina 1 year ago 1 point
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Oh, and these-

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/gogogoli...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/gogogoli...

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juliemccoy 1 year ago 1 point
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Hey - I think I solved the mystery! Fitz must have a TSette! I think he found a chick and he's so busy teaching her the ways of love that he doesn't have the time to blog! He's blowing us off for sex!!!

I don't know whether to be happy for him or sad that I wasn't the one!

juliemccoy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Stalking or just flirting?

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Brian 1 year ago 1 point
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you guys are getting a little creepy...

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Avery 1 year ago 1 point
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That's probably what Fitz thinks.

But, oh well. WE WANT FITZ!

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Ricky 1 year ago 1 point
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Avery-
You have inspired me. Theoretically, there shoudl be a link below this for my new blog.

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Joker 1 year ago 1 point
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Julie - This is a serious problem. It must be dealt with swiftly and without delay...

*evil music*

So we kill the girlfriend.

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sabrina 1 year ago 1 point
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Consider this my formal resignation. The Toilet just doesn't smell the same without him. Normally I'd put in two weeks, but it's just too painful.

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Avery 1 year ago 1 point
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Fitz, you lazy bastard. At least post up a farewell.

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Danielle 1 year ago 1 point
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I sent him a few emails last week, as I'm sure you all have as well. I'm not sure it's appropriate to stalk him much further. That is, unless serious plans are formed to take out the distraction, ahem, I mean girlfriend. In that case I'll provide the shovels.

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Avery 1 year ago 1 point
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Well, I'll keep checking up, but this will probably be one of the last comments by me. So, see ya everyone.

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Joker 1 year ago 1 point
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Guy's he's not gone forever. If he was, this website would go down permanently. It costs money to pay for a domain.

Fitz, wherever you are... Stop being there and get to your computer.

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juliemccoy 1 year ago 1 point
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maybe we should put up some money to motivate him to post?

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Krys Lee 1 year ago 1 point
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Sucks, huh?

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Erika 1 year ago 1 point
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All I know is, he screwed up big time. Got a good readership, then POOF. Not smart on his part.

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Joker 1 year ago 1 point
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Ladies and gentlemen... Couple things.

1) Leave him alone. We know he's switching jobs, and he's got a female that Julie and I imagined up for him...

2) There has been an official Fitz sighting! He logged onto Yahoo Mesenger today, and logged back out 20 minutes later... But it means he's alive and internet-capable!

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Dawn 1 year ago 1 point
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That would be reassuring if it didn't make me feel like he was just avoiding us. sigh.

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Danielle 1 year ago 1 point
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I've got to agree with Joker here. We are all just going off of assumptions. We don't know anything other than he hasn't been on this site for 16 days. For all we know he lost his internet from his house, and this site is blocked at work. I think we should all just take comfort in knowing he isn't dead in a ditch somewhere. He will probably be back at some point. Logically, people don't spend as much time and effort as he did building a social site like this and then one day decide to never return. Unless it has been all one big social experiment. In which case he got us good.

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Joker 1 year ago 1 point
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Yeah he'll be back, and... if it is a social experiment... Then that means we're all guinea pigs. Wow.

TAKE THAT, SOCIETY!

idk

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Matt 1 year ago 1 point
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If you think he's not coming back then you are probably stupid. The guy has a life outside of TS, remember?

Fitz. Will. Return.

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juliemccoy 1 year ago 1 point
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I also happen to know that he's been on a certain dating site within the last week. He didn't respond to my email, mind you, other than to visit my profile, but at least we know he's alive (damned guy).

So, I'll continue to check in and at least view the chatter.

If Fitz doesn't return, perhaps we should start our own post-TS blog - I'm not sure what in the hell we'd write about, but a shortage of topics hasn't stopped us in the past, so I'm sure we'd think of something. We could each be guest bloggers ranting about things that have pissed us off or annoyed us in the previous week - just a thought.

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Ricky 1 year ago 1 point
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I could do guest blogs too! And if Fitz does return, maybe he could let us faithful regulars be his guests.

And I have given up on my funeral blog. Too risky, and it depresses me. I love what I do, but it seems bad on paper...er, in print.

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Avery 1 year ago 1 point
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Aw, Ricky. Your funeral blog was..well, readable.

I guess the fact that we're still talking here is a testament to his possible return, but I'd still like to see Fitz take two minutes out of his now incredibly busy life to tell us that.

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Matt 1 year ago 1 point
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He hasn't even been gone a month and everyone is talking like he might now come back. Does that seem silly to anyone else?

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juliemccoy 1 year ago 1 point
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Matt - maybe we have shorter attention spans than you do, but Fitz used to be on multiple times a day, so almost a month with no posts is a significant loss of entertainment and contact for us.

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Joker 1 year ago 1 point
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Ricky - Fitz discussed the possibility of that sorta thing with me awhile back... I know he wanted to do a live webcast with a few TS regulars... Dunno what came of that.

Avery - Don't worry. If he doesn't come back then... well... oh well

Matt - I do think he might be gone for good, but who knows? Maybe this has all been prep time for one really amazing post!

OOH! Maybe he's undercover doing that expose he was talking about a couple months ago, and can't directly contact us!

Wait, no... That was an episode of Law and Order last night.

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