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Where the Hell is Fitz?

fitzwithfeverHey all! Thank you so much for worrying about me. I was quite sick for the past 4 days or so which is why I disappeared. I am not 100% better but I feel 1000 times better than I did a few days ago. Give me a day or two and I should be back in action. Thanks again for the comments and emails. They didn’t cure me but at least they made me smile as I was dying.

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  • http://modernurbanliving.com Tracy

    Hope you’re feeling better very soon, you little sicko!

    Tracy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Posh Patchwork.

  • http://www.livejournal.com/~aunty sabrina

    LOL Little Sicko. Love that picture.

    sabrina recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..People are dying, children are crying, concentrate..

  • http://www.peoplenotbarbies.blogspot.com Danielle

    Feel better dude. You don’t have the Norwalk virus, do you? A good friend of mine got it this past weekend, and was terribly sick for days. And to think, she wasn’t even on a cruise.

    Danielle recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Pro-Life Customers

  • http://www.toiletscribble.com fitz

    I had a terrible fever, sore throat and ear ache. I’m better now but my body feels like it has been in a boxing match.

  • Avery

    Zomg Fitz is back.

  • Joker

    Fitz is back… I just got over you leaving and now you’re back?

    STOP TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS!

    Haha, anyway. Welcome back to the internet.

  • ricky

    Well, darn.

    I have already ordered you casket.

    What am I now going to do with a giant box made out of graffiti covered stall walls? Not to mention the headstone shaped like a flush handle…

  • charlotte sometimes

    I was gonna give you one week of MIA before I organized the team of your loyal fans to hunt you down…I mean…help you.

    First stop was going to be Ibiza. I need a vacation.

    Thanks for not being dead.

  • http://911trutheddie.blogspot.com/ 9/11 Truth Eddie

    9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB! LEARN MORE at http://911trutheddie.blogspot.com/

    9/11 Truth Eddie recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Iran Employing Radical Islamic… Monkeys?

  • http://www.peoplenotbarbies.blogspot.com Danielle

    Wow Ricky. Wow.

    Danielle recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Pro-Life Customers

  • Krys Lee

    So I see that trip to Tijuana served its purpose. What was it, the water, the tequila, or the “street fair” if you know what I mean… Yeah I know, I know.. You never went to Mexico.. Suuure, but let me tell you this.. Half Irish half Mexican children are not as attractive as you thought. Shame on you, Fitz! But at least one day 10 or so years from now little Paco FitzgeraldMcpatrick will be famous as the only little Mexicano with freckles and an incredible tolerance for booze!
    Welcome back, you fantastic thing you..

  • http://www.livejournal.com/~aunty sabrina

    Paco Inigo Montoya Franz Ferdinand McPatrick-Fitzgerald

    sabrina recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..People are dying, children are crying, concentrate..

  • Krys Lee

    Dude… Did someone just shamelessly plug their blog on your spot? Wow…

  • http://www.livejournal.com/~aunty sabrina

    At this point, there is no shame.

    sabrina recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..People are dying, children are crying, concentrate..

  • Avery

    Zomg Fitz is gone again.

  • http://www.livejournal.com/~aunty sabrina

    Helloooo! …….. Helloooooooooo!…………………………

    sabrina recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Weird military guys that loom in the darkness.

  • Joker

    That’s it….

    I am officially taking over TS…

    As first order of business, nobody from Southy is aloud to read this blog.

    Next up…. douchebags

  • http://www.peoplenotbarbies.blogspot.com Danielle

    wow. It’s like he forgot all about us.

    Can it be?

    Is Fitz bored with TS?

    Danielle recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..But I love food!

  • Ryan

    Don’t die fitz! There’s so much toilet graffiti out there!
    -Ryan

  • http://www.livejournal.com/~aunty sabrina

    I took a picture of some good scribble at a dive biker bar last night, but it didn’t make me feel any better.

    sabrina recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Weird military guys that loom in the darkness.

  • http://www.punchlinemagazine.com dylan

    someone with a video camera should do a “cover” blog of Fitz, like someone do a vlog a la Fitz

  • Franklin

    hey fitzqueertrick, wipe your vagina and get back on the horse.

  • Ricky

    That was harsh Franklin, especially for a newbie.

    I think its time for me to get the toilet stall casket back, er, um, find it…

  • http://www.lolonomics.blogspot.com Joker

    Franklin – Stfu

    Dylan – I would… but no.

    Sabrina – Host it and link it. I wanna see it now :D

    Joker recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Comic #2

  • http://www.datingwallofshame.blogspot.com juliemccoy

    Fitz~

    What’s up TS guy?!!! I’ve been out of commission with life craziness – you HAD a virus but what’s your excuse now????? Someone sent me a funny guido video that I’m going to send your way by email. There was no good grafitti on the REM portapotty walls or on the privy walls on my recent hike in VT – darn, I was hoping to contribute something meaningful to your blog~

    PS – Hi everyone – I’m back and it’s great to see all of your comments here – like coming home to the TS family!

    juliemccoy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Go take a hike!

  • http://www.lolonomics.blogspot.com Joker

    Julie – Welcome back! Always good to have you here…

    As for Fitz… something must be done about his absence.

    I’ll get the Cyanide, Julie, you get the gauze and rope…

    Joker recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Comic #3

  • Avery

    Just in case he’s done with it it was nice meeting you guys.

  • Cory

    FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITZZZZZ

    My internet is getting boring. Please come back.

  • http://www.peoplenotbarbies.blogspot.com Danielle

    Um, I’m going to take it that no one here knows him personally? No one can march up to his apartment and demand an explanation for his absence?

    Danielle recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Celebrity Family Feud

  • http://www.spillitnow.blogspot.com erika

    i’m getting impatient….

    erika recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Part II

  • http://www.datingwallofshame.blogspot.com juliemccoy

    Ok – I can zero in on his neighborhood with my site tracker and we do have video of some of his friends from work from very early posts (remember the one where there was a fire outside of work)
    Also, some of his high school/band friends have posted on here so I think we have a good shot at tracking Fitz down~
    Who’s in? When and where should we meet?

    juliemccoy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Go take a hike!

  • http://www.punchlinemagazine.com dylan

    i know Fitz from the town we grew up in NJ. though he’s a few years older than me so i really knew him through other closer friends. i realize that after i wrote those last two sentences, that doesn’t really help anyone. glad i could be of no help.

  • charlotte sometimes

    Count me in Julie.
    I still think we should start with Ibiza.

  • Mike

    The action on this thread is incessant. I am trying to figure out where he is as much as you all are. I called him and haven’t heard back. Where are you Fitz? Fritz? Did you go to Rocklahoma? If so, it’s over…just so you know.

  • Avery

    Fitz grew up in NJ? That explains a lot! Haha, just messing.

    http://youtube.com/user/ToiletScribble

    There’s his youtube page, everyone with an account comment asking where the Hell fitz is. As of right now it said he was on 21 minutes ago.

  • Ricky

    You don’t want me to come and search with you.

    When the Funeral Director gets involved, its never good. Unless your Funeral Director is as awesome as me.

    Speaking of which, I could totally blog about the stuff I deal with at work.

  • Avery

    You should do that, Ricky.

  • http://www.livejournal.com/~aunty sabrina

    He is doing this to us on purpose because somehow he still feels underappreciated.

    …Seriously though, is he okay?

    sabrina recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Weird military guys that loom in the darkness.

  • http://www.livejournal.com/~aunty sabrina
  • http://www.datingwallofshame.blogspot.com juliemccoy

    Hey – I think I solved the mystery! Fitz must have a TSette! I think he found a chick and he’s so busy teaching her the ways of love that he doesn’t have the time to blog! He’s blowing us off for sex!!!

    I don’t know whether to be happy for him or sad that I wasn’t the one!

    juliemccoy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Stalking or just flirting?

  • Brian

    you guys are getting a little creepy…

  • Avery

    That’s probably what Fitz thinks.

    But, oh well. WE WANT FITZ!

  • http://thedailylifeofdeath.blogspot.com/ Ricky

    Avery-
    You have inspired me. Theoretically, there shoudl be a link below this for my new blog.

  • http://www.lolonomics.wordpress.com Joker

    Julie – This is a serious problem. It must be dealt with swiftly and without delay…

    *evil music*

    So we kill the girlfriend.

    Joker recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Comc #7

  • http://www.livejournal.com/~aunty sabrina

    Consider this my formal resignation. The Toilet just doesn’t smell the same without him. Normally I’d put in two weeks, but it’s just too painful.

    sabrina recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..About a boy.

  • Avery

    Fitz, you lazy bastard. At least post up a farewell.

  • http://www.peoplenotbarbies.blogspot.com Danielle

    I sent him a few emails last week, as I’m sure you all have as well. I’m not sure it’s appropriate to stalk him much further. That is, unless serious plans are formed to take out the distraction, ahem, I mean girlfriend. In that case I’ll provide the shovels.

    Danielle recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Celebrity Family Feud

  • Avery

    Well, I’ll keep checking up, but this will probably be one of the last comments by me. So, see ya everyone.

  • http://www.lolonomics.wordpress.com Joker

    Guy’s he’s not gone forever. If he was, this website would go down permanently. It costs money to pay for a domain.

    Fitz, wherever you are… Stop being there and get to your computer.

    Joker recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Comic #8

  • http://www.datingwallofshame.blogspot.com juliemccoy

    maybe we should put up some money to motivate him to post?

    juliemccoy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..WTF!

  • Krys Lee

    Sucks, huh?

  • http://www.spillitnow.blogspot.com Erika

    All I know is, he screwed up big time. Got a good readership, then POOF. Not smart on his part.

    Erika recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Toot-a-rific!

  • http://www.lolonomics.wordpress.com Joker

    Ladies and gentlemen… Couple things.

    1) Leave him alone. We know he’s switching jobs, and he’s got a female that Julie and I imagined up for him…

    2) There has been an official Fitz sighting! He logged onto Yahoo Mesenger today, and logged back out 20 minutes later… But it means he’s alive and internet-capable!

    Joker recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Comic #8

  • Dawn

    That would be reassuring if it didn’t make me feel like he was just avoiding us. sigh.

  • Danielle

    I’ve got to agree with Joker here. We are all just going off of assumptions. We don’t know anything other than he hasn’t been on this site for 16 days. For all we know he lost his internet from his house, and this site is blocked at work. I think we should all just take comfort in knowing he isn’t dead in a ditch somewhere. He will probably be back at some point. Logically, people don’t spend as much time and effort as he did building a social site like this and then one day decide to never return. Unless it has been all one big social experiment. In which case he got us good.

  • http://www.lolonomics.wordpress.com Joker

    Yeah he’ll be back, and… if it is a social experiment… Then that means we’re all guinea pigs. Wow.

    TAKE THAT, SOCIETY!

    idk

    Joker recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Comic #8

  • Matt

    If you think he’s not coming back then you are probably stupid. The guy has a life outside of TS, remember?

    Fitz. Will. Return.

  • juliemccoy

    I also happen to know that he’s been on a certain dating site within the last week. He didn’t respond to my email, mind you, other than to visit my profile, but at least we know he’s alive (damned guy).

    So, I’ll continue to check in and at least view the chatter.

    If Fitz doesn’t return, perhaps we should start our own post-TS blog – I’m not sure what in the hell we’d write about, but a shortage of topics hasn’t stopped us in the past, so I’m sure we’d think of something. We could each be guest bloggers ranting about things that have pissed us off or annoyed us in the previous week – just a thought.

  • Ricky

    I could do guest blogs too! And if Fitz does return, maybe he could let us faithful regulars be his guests.

    And I have given up on my funeral blog. Too risky, and it depresses me. I love what I do, but it seems bad on paper…er, in print.

  • Avery

    Aw, Ricky. Your funeral blog was..well, readable.

    I guess the fact that we’re still talking here is a testament to his possible return, but I’d still like to see Fitz take two minutes out of his now incredibly busy life to tell us that.

  • Matt

    He hasn’t even been gone a month and everyone is talking like he might now come back. Does that seem silly to anyone else?

  • juliemccoy

    Matt – maybe we have shorter attention spans than you do, but Fitz used to be on multiple times a day, so almost a month with no posts is a significant loss of entertainment and contact for us.

  • http://www.lolonomics.wordpress.com Joker

    Ricky – Fitz discussed the possibility of that sorta thing with me awhile back… I know he wanted to do a live webcast with a few TS regulars… Dunno what came of that.

    Avery – Don’t worry. If he doesn’t come back then… well… oh well

    Matt – I do think he might be gone for good, but who knows? Maybe this has all been prep time for one really amazing post!

    OOH! Maybe he’s undercover doing that expose he was talking about a couple months ago, and can’t directly contact us!

    Wait, no… That was an episode of Law and Order last night.

    Joker recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Comic #9

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