Well, this Ask Fitz question is definitely a loaded one (with silicone). But let's take a stab at it anyway OK? OK. The infamous Krys Lee asks:
Hi Fitz,
My question is, do you believe that fake tits are as attractive as real ones?
This is obviously something that is subjective and many people will have different answers. Can fake boobs be as attractive as real ones? Sure! Do most women get over zealous when getting a boob job? YES! Most men, in my opinion, do not want their ideal partner to have Triple F tits. They are not fun, attractive or useful. ...
Erika of http://spillitnow.blogspot.com fame fame asks:
Question Fitz,
Since this is Toilet scribble dot com, have you ever filmed form the bathroom, or god forbid the toilet? If not, why don't you give it a go!
Actually Erika, I have done it and I don't know why I do not do it more often. here ya go:
Also, I will start filming my new videos from the shitter as well. You're right, it's ToiletScribble.com not standinyourbedroom.com
The ask fitz link has been lighting up in the past few days and I can barely keep up. So let's get one out of the way shall we? Yes we shall.
Cory, from http://www.these-are-words.blogspot.com/ asks the following:
Question Fitz, have you ever been to a rave? If you have, how was it? And if you haven't, why the fuck not?
And do you have any tips for making a blog more popular? (other than "Make more posts, dumbshit)
A rave huh? Well first off, I love techno, house, hard house, deep trance, hard trance, break beat, etc, etc. I think it's because I play ...
Let's switch things up a little and answer some questions in a video instead of text. This video runs a little long at 9 minutes. I'm sure 7 minutes of it should have been left on the cutting room floor but I don't have a cutting room and besides, I get naked at the end of it so it's worth the wait.
So a youtube comment on my Southie video caught my eye today. Youtube user bionicbigfoot had this to say about me:
This Yuppie is the Poster Child for why I cannot STAND Yuppies. Go back to your leafy 'burb, you pissant, posing wanna-be. Lemme guess..you saw GoodWillHunting as a teen and have been obsessed with my neighborhood ever since,you frigging LOSER. God, what has happened to this city?!? We used to smack assholes like you around for fun when you'd wander in here, posing your way down Broadway. Smarmy, Yuppie, posing nobody.
Well Mr. Bigfoot, first off I love the fact that ...
Someone named Byron asked me the following:
Hey fitz, great site! This isn't toilet related but what are some of your favorite music artists or songs?
Well Byron, I went over to imeem.com and created a playlist with a few of my fave songs of all time. Most are old some are new. Enjoy!
Toiletscribble reader Helen used the Ask Fitz feature and asked a very interesting question.
Why does my vagina hurt when I touch my toe?
Well Helen, you are quite lucky as I am an amateur gynecologist. Not only that but this is quite common. What has happened is that your cli joint has been worn down and now your toris bone is touching your toe bone.
It's sort of like that song that goes "The knee bone is connected to the....leg bone". However in this version of the song it's "The toris bone is connected to the ......vagina". Anyway, my recommendation is lots ...
Hello all and welcome once again to 'Ask Fitz'. Today I am fielding a question from Kyle Day who writes:
WHY DOES MY PENIS HURT?
Well Kyle, you are not giving me a lot of information here so I am going to just give you my top ten guesses. Before I begin though I would like to say that I feel for you my man. That has to suck a bit to have a penis in pain. I hope you get it straightened out.
So here you go, my ten possibilities for your painful penis.
1.You are jerking off 7 times a day. This ...
Lindsey from omgpossum.com asks the following:
Which is better in your opinion: steak or sex?
Wow, tough question. Let's take them one at a time. So you sit down with a nice piece of meat. You stare at it for a bit. You look at how juicy it is. You slice into into it. You put it in your mouth. You close your eyes and groan because it tastes so fucking good. Now let's talk about steak.
But seriously, I love a great steak and all but I will take good sex over a good steak any day. On a perfect day I ...
