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• 08.08.08
  Hypocrisy Ass Gaskets | View Comments

  Oh what tangled webs we weave. I have been quite outspoken about douchebaggery and guys that drink jagaer bombs and pop their collars. Yet, last night while hanging out with my new work crew I found myself drinking not one but three jagaer bombs. It was followed by an Irish car bomb and then topped off with soco lime shots. So there ya have it, I'm a douche and tonight I'm gonna pop my collar and gel my hair. You have my deepest apologies.
• 08.06.08
  Just as I Sit Down To Post Ass Gaskets, emails | View Comments

  I get a bajillion comments on my Polar Bear video on youtube. This one, from finemamma made my day: Comment on your video: Re: WWF - Noah Wyle for WWF Friends, do not feed into this egomaniacs 's childish need for attention; he obviously gets off on this negative feedback and upsetting peopl. It onl;y makes him look and sound like the a**hole he is!I have flagged this video to You Tube twice for (1) violent aor Repulsive content and (2) Hateful or Abusive content. The "Flag" button is right under the video window box. If enough people "flag" ToiletScribble and ...
• 07.28.08
  Fitz is Back! Kinda Ass Gaskets | View Comments

  So, I am writing this from my phone so please forgive me if it looks weird or contains misspellings. Anyway, here I am, back from the abyss. I want to thank you all for the many many emails and texts and greeting cards. Actually there were no greeting cards....WTF? Sorry that I was such a hermit for the past few weeks. I was ill for half of it and then I was transitioning into a new job which requires a lot more of my time than my last. Anyway, I will be posting but it will not be as often ...
• 07.08.08
  Where the Hell is Fitz? Ass Gaskets | View Comments

  Hey all! Thank you so much for worrying about me. I was quite sick for the past 4 days or so which is why I disappeared. I am not 100% better but I feel 1000 times better than I did a few days ago. Give me a day or two and I should be back in action. Thanks again for the comments and emails. They didn't cure me but at least they made me smile as I was dying.
• 07.03.08
  Watermelon to the Rescue! Ass Gaskets, Funny News | View Comments

  Firstly, let me apologize for my lack of posts in the past couple of days. I am in the middle of changing jobs and shit is a bit crazy. Now back to our regularly scheduled program. So apparently watermelon is about to become pretty damned popular with people who have erectile dysfunction or anyone wanting some 'viagra like' action. This article states that watermelon can give you some of the very same benefits as Viagra. I don't know about you but I think I'm going to buy me a big old hunk of watermelon. Now if they could just grow some ...
• 06.23.08
  Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cock Sucker, Mother Fucker and Tits Man Ass Gaskets | View Comments

  How do you say goodbye to your hero? Well, I have no idea. George Carlin died at 5:55Pm yesterday and the only thing I am sure of is the world is now a lot less funny. There will be lots of articles in the coming days that will chronicle his life and explain what a comedic genius he was. And while he was a comedic genius, that title does not do him justice.To me he was so much more. George Carlin was more of a philosopher than a comedian. His comedy made me examine my own life and laugh at things ...
• 06.02.08
  Sorry for the Lack of Posts Ass Gaskets | View Comments

  While it sucks to be be sick it is awesome to get emails asking for more posts! I still can't believe people want to read what I write and watch what I film but I will not question it. More stuff coming later today.
• 05.14.08
  Pardon Our Appearance … Ass Gaskets | View Comments

  You may notice that I'm working on making things a little easier on all of your eyes. If you see anything that is broken please let me know.In the mean time just relax.
• 05.14.08
  This IS the Best Blog on the Planet Ass Gaskets | View Comments

  I hope you people realize how lucky you are every day to be able to read and watch my thoughts. I am, without a doubt, the PREMIERE blogger/journalist/person/content creator/videographer/etc/etc on the internet or any series of networked computers for that matter. I am, in a way, an internet deity. You do not have to worship me but you should or you will feel my wrath. I have painstakingly drawn for you a chart showing how I made the internet the awesome thing that it is today. You can see that although 56k modems made the internet 'neat' and animated GIFs ...
• 05.12.08
  Sorry! I Was Sleeping Ass Gaskets | View Comments

  Sometimes I wonder if anyone is reading this thing at all. Today is different though. I took a day and a half off from posting and today I got 100 angry emails from friends and strangers alike asking why I have not posted anything. So with that in mind... 1. Thank you for caring 2. I'm not your fucking monkey (I kid I kid...I am totally your monkey....well more of a baboon or a gorilla but I digress) 3. New posts and videos are on the way so stay tuned.

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