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		<title>Hypocrisy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:05:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fitz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh what tangled webs we weave. I have been quite outspoken about douchebaggery and guys that drink jagaer bombs and pop their collars. Yet, last night while hanging out with my new work crew I found myself drinking not one but three jagaer bombs. It was followed by an Irish car bomb and then topped [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Just as I Sit Down To Post</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 05:12:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fitz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I get a bajillion comments on my Polar Bear video on youtube. This one, from finemamma made my day: Comment on your video: Re: WWF &#8211; Noah Wyle for WWF Friends, do not feed into this egomaniacs &#8216;s childish need for attention; he obviously gets off on this negative feedback and upsetting peopl. It onl;y [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fitz is Back! Kinda</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:38:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fitz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I am writing this from my phone so please forgive me if it looks weird or contains misspellings. Anyway, here I am, back from the abyss. I want to thank you all for the many many emails and texts and greeting cards. Actually there were no greeting cards&#8230;.WTF? Sorry that I was such a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Where the Hell is Fitz?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:38:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fitz</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.toiletscribble.com/?p=390</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey all! Thank you so much for worrying about me. I was quite sick for the past 4 days or so which is why I disappeared. I am not 100% better but I feel 1000 times better than I did a few days ago. Give me a day or two and I should be back [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Watermelon to the Rescue!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 20:35:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fitz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Firstly, let me apologize for my lack of posts in the past couple of days. I am in the middle of changing jobs and shit is a bit crazy. Now back to our regularly scheduled program. So apparently watermelon is about to become pretty damned popular with people who have erectile dysfunction or anyone wanting [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>22</slash:comments>
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		<title>Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cock Sucker, Mother Fucker and Tits Man</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 16:20:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fitz</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Carlin]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[How do you say goodbye to your hero? Well, I have no idea. George Carlin died at 5:55Pm yesterday and the only thing I am sure of is the world is now a lot less funny. There will be lots of articles in the coming days that will chronicle his life and explain what a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sorry for the Lack of Posts</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:08:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fitz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While it sucks to be be sick it is awesome to get emails asking for more posts! I still can&#8217;t believe people want to read what I write and watch what I film but I will not question it. More stuff coming later today.]]></description>
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		<title>Pardon Our Appearance &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 20:53:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fitz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You may notice that I&#8217;m working on making things a little easier on all of your eyes. If you see anything that is broken please let me know.In the mean time just relax.]]></description>
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		<title>This IS the Best Blog on the Planet</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 04:03:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fitz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ass Gaskets]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.toiletscribble.com/?p=247</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I hope you people realize how lucky you are every day to be able to read and watch my thoughts. I am, without a doubt, the PREMIERE blogger/journalist/person/content creator/videographer/etc/etc on the internet or any series of networked computers for that matter. I am, in a way, an internet deity. You do not have to worship [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Sorry! I Was Sleeping</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 18:29:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fitz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ass Gaskets]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.toiletscribble.com/?p=239</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes I wonder if anyone is reading this thing at all. Today is different though. I took a day and a half off from posting and today I got 100 angry emails from friends and strangers alike asking why I have not posted anything. So with that in mind&#8230; 1. Thank you for caring 2. [...]]]></description>
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