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• 05.07.08
  You Ask…You Get Ass Gaskets, Questions | View Comments

  I'm a giving guy by nature. I care about people. I like to help. I like to listen. So it's only natural that when Julie over at The Dating Wall of Shame asked me to create an 'Ask Fitz' page so she could submit questions that I immediately did so. I should have done this right from the start because well....I have the fucking answers. So ask away. Want to know what the population of Tacoma Washington is? Want to know what I ate for breakfast? Want to know the difference between a douche bag and a douche nozzle? Want to ...
• 05.07.08
  I Hate P.E.T.A. Part2: The Kentucky Derby Ass Gaskets, Rants and Raves | View Comments

  A week or so ago I created a video called PETA Sticker Madness which described my hatred of one of their campaigns. The sticker said "If you wear fur....watch your back". My thoughts on that sticker were that they could shove it up their asses. Well, just when I thought I wouldn't hear about PETA for awhile they are in the news again. You may have heard that Eight Belles, the horse that took second place in last week's Kentucky Derby, had to be euthenized after the race due to two broken ankles. Well PETA has now stepped in with lawsuits ...
• 05.06.08
  Fan Art…WOW…THAT’S ME! Ass Gaskets, Rants and Raves | View Comments

  This made my week. A loyal fan and friend known in the comments as "Cabavision" just scribbled this and sent it to me. It made me realize how very little creative juices I have in my small brain. If I could draw this well I could take toiletscribble to new heights. Unfortunately I will be sticking to drawing stick figures, posting pictures of toilet graffiti and making silly videos.    Thanks Caba! You are the man.
• 05.05.08
  Mi Español Golpes Cabras Ass Gaskets | View Comments

  My Spanish blows goats and I don't really celebrate Cinco De Mayo but hey, happy 5th of May anyway. I hope you drink margaritas till you puke.
• 05.01.08
  Liam and Me.. We’re Gonna Fuck You Up Ass Gaskets, Pictures | View Comments

  So I didn't post anything tonight. I don't care. It don't matter to Jesus! You might have fooled the fucks in the league office but you don't fool Jesus.
• 04.28.08
  People Search for the Funniest Things Ass Gaskets, Rants and Raves | View Comments

  Every day I look at the stats for this blog and every day I laugh at the search terms people use that bring them here. Basically, whatever you type in the google search box that brings you to toiletscribble.com I see. Here are a few of the funnier ones. Continue Reading...
• 04.21.08
  Thank You StumbleUpon!! Ass Gaskets | View Comments

  You probably didn't even feel a thing did you? Well, maybe you heard some rumbling or something? That was the sound of 27,000 56,000 StumbleUpon users coming through to toiletscribble.com in the last 24 hours! I'm glad I had cleaned up the place and I am glad nobody got hurt. So welcome to anyone that came in via stumbleupon. have a seat and get ready to read stuff that shouldn't have been written. Oh and I should mention that THIS is what they were all looking at. Everybody loves a good "Your Mom" joke huh?
• 04.21.08
  The Best is Often the Worst Ass Gaskets | View Comments

  About 10 years ago mp3.com was the shit. It was a mecca for independent artists looking to cash in on their musical talents via the sensation that was mp3 files and the internet. You'd put up your songs, people listen, you get paid. It was quite simple and it was really a lot of fun. That changed once corporate America started getting it's grimy paws all over the internet and now mp3.com is nothing but a shell of it's former self. Continue Reading...
• 04.07.08
  Trackbacks, Pings and FLOGS Oh My Ass Gaskets | View Comments

  So here I am blogging. It's been longer than a week and I am still excited about it. That's a rarity for me as I usually get into something for a few days and then just drop it. What does that mean for you, my loyal three readers (Hi Mom and Dad!!)? Well it means you're a lucky son of a bitch because I am going to keep on posting stupid crap! Continue Reading...
• 03.27.08
  My First Post Ass Gaskets | View Comments

  This will be my first post and if my life is any guide, probably my last post. It will also serve as the text in the “About Page” which should be located somewhere above this post near the top of your browser. Go ahead and look….I’ll wait. Anyhow….about this site.. What is toilet scribble? Well, have you ever gone into a bathroom at a local bar, and by local I mean local to you not me….unless you live near me which would make it local to both of us, but anyway you go into a local bar and sit down to ...

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