I think it speaks volumes about the people that visit your political website when you have to explicitly tell them they are not allowed to discuss ASSASINATION! Click the image for a larger size. Yes, the Hitler mustache was me.
Firstly, let me apologize for my lack of posts in the past couple of days. I am in the middle of changing jobs and shit is a bit crazy. Now back to our regularly scheduled program.
So apparently watermelon is about to become pretty damned popular with people who have erectile dysfunction or anyone wanting some 'viagra like' action. This article states that watermelon can give you some of the very same benefits as Viagra. I don't know about you but I think I'm going to buy me a big old hunk of watermelon. Now if they could just grow some ...
I just happened to stumble on an article about a recent rash of grave robbing incidents across the nation. It is apparently attributed to the lagging economy and the rising price of scrap metal. Brass is apparently what most vases are made out of in cemeteries. Who knew? Anyway, there was a quote in the story that made me think "Go fuck yourself douche bag".
"I can't think of anything lower," said David Evans, general manager for Valhalla Gardens of Memory in Belleville. "Nothing's worse than stealing from the dead."
Really? Nothing is worse than stealing from the dead? How about stealing ...
So Christina Aguilera is the new face of the 'Rock the Vote' campaign. You know, that campaign that takes uninformed famous people and ask them to try to convince uninformed young people into 'rocking the vote'? They'd have to be uninformed young people right? I mean an informed person would already want or not want to vote for a specific reason or reasons.
Well I think Christina Aguilera should stick to wearing skimpy clothes and showing me her snatch every once and a while on TMZ. Why in the fuck would anyone want to have Christina Aguilera give them advice on ...
I did not plan on being topical with toilet scribble when I started out but what the hell right? Apparently that racist gun lover who played Moses has died. Death is not a fun subject and it is not easy to make fun of the dead. That is not so true though when the person is Charlton Heston.
I know, I know, I know he was a great actor with a manly voice and you still watch Ben-Hur and The Ten Commandments to this day. However, he was also a total douche nozzle and I believe a racist. He is probably ...
