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		<title>God I Love Hannity.com</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:33:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think it speaks volumes about the people that visit your political website when you have to explicitly tell them they are not allowed to discuss ASSASINATION! Click the image for a larger size. Yes, the Hitler mustache was me.]]></description>
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		<title>Watermelon to the Rescue!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 20:35:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Firstly, let me apologize for my lack of posts in the past couple of days. I am in the middle of changing jobs and shit is a bit crazy. Now back to our regularly scheduled program. So apparently watermelon is about to become pretty damned popular with people who have erectile dysfunction or anyone wanting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Since We Are Discussing Death</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:17:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just happened to stumble on an article about a recent rash of grave robbing incidents across the nation. It is apparently attributed to the lagging economy and the rising price of scrap metal. Brass is apparently what most vases are made out of in cemeteries. Who knew? Anyway, there was a quote in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Christina Aguilera &#8216;Rocks the Vote&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 07:39:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So Christina Aguilera is the new face of the &#8216;Rock the Vote&#8217; campaign. You know, that campaign that takes uninformed famous people and ask them to try to convince uninformed young people into &#8216;rocking the vote&#8217;? They&#8217;d have to be uninformed young people right? I mean an informed person would already want or not want [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rest in Peace Douchebag</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 19:05:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fitz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I did not plan on being topical with toilet scribble when I started out but what the hell right? Apparently that racist gun lover who played Moses has died. Death is not a fun subject and it is not easy to make fun of the dead. That is not so true though when the person [...]]]></description>
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