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• 11.14.08
  9/11 Truthers Still Get to Me Questions | View Comments

  9/11 opinion polls - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia I am so sick of the '9/11 Truth Movement'. Not all 'truthers' are bad mind you. But there is a large group of them still clinging to the idea that there was no plane at the pentagon or that the towers were brought down by a controlled demolition or that United 93 was shot down by a jet. You can't argue with these people either. They KNOW what they know and anyone who disagrees is either a stupid sheep or in on the whole thing. What I hate most though are the unanswered ...
• 06.25.08
  Ask Fitz: Two Questions Two Answers Ask Fitz, Questions | View Comments

  Let's switch things up a little and answer some questions in a video instead of text. This video runs a little long at 9 minutes. I'm sure 7 minutes of it should have been left on the cutting room floor but I don't have a cutting room and besides, I get naked at the end of it so it's worth the wait.
• 06.02.08
  Can Fitz Ask Himself Questions? Questions | View Comments

  Today I used the 'Ask Fitz' page and asked a question of myself. Why? Why the fuck not? It's my blog and if I want to ask myself questions I'll do so. Ok? Ok. Now, listen to the below song while reading this post. So I asked myself "How big do someone's balls have to be for it to be considered Elephantitis?". I mean, think about it, at some point you say to yourself "Wow my balls are really huge and I do not think this is normal". So you go to the doctor and tell him to give you the ...
• 05.08.08
  I Missed One Question Questions | View Comments

  Sorry but I missed one question in my inbox. It came from someone named 'Johnny Nine'. Apparently he thinks "Ask Fitz" is actually "Stump Fitz". He sent me the following: A person sees a heavy stone strike the concrete pavement. A moment later two sounds are heard from the impact: one travels in the air and the other in the concrete, and they are 1.07s apart. How far away did the impact occur? Take the speed of sound in concrete as 2.95x103 m/s and give your answer in km. Mr. Nine, do I look like a guy that likes to solve math ...
• 05.08.08
  Ask Fitz Answers: May 8th 2008 Questions | View Comments

  Well just hours after putting up the ASK FITZ page I am inundated with questions. People think they are going to get me bogged down with their questions but I am going to take it all in stride. Here are some answers: Continue Reading...
• 05.07.08
  You Ask…You Get Ass Gaskets, Questions | View Comments

  I'm a giving guy by nature. I care about people. I like to help. I like to listen. So it's only natural that when Julie over at The Dating Wall of Shame asked me to create an 'Ask Fitz' page so she could submit questions that I immediately did so. I should have done this right from the start because well....I have the fucking answers. So ask away. Want to know what the population of Tacoma Washington is? Want to know what I ate for breakfast? Want to know the difference between a douche bag and a douche nozzle? Want to ...
• 04.30.08
  Where Do Umbrella People Come From? Questions | View Comments

  Walking around in Manhattan you get used to lots of things. After a while even the most bizarre type of incident no longer fazes you. For example you might pass by a bum that is taking a poop in a garbage can and not even blink an eye. Or perhaps a naked tranny drives by you on a unicycle juggling bowling balls and you kind of just brush it off. That's life in the big city, you see crazy crap daily and you get used to it. But there are some things that just constantly perplex me no matter how many ...
• 04.11.08
  Getting Wasted ’08 Questions | View Comments

  I just read a post on another blog called A Second Hand Conjecture that asked an interesting question..."What presidential candidate would you want to have a drink with?". The author chose Obama. I am voting for Obama for sure but I totally disagree with the original author as far as who I would chose to drink with. Read below to find out why. Continue Reading...