I was playing this game the other day and was told that my idea of marrying Elizabeth Hasselback was stupid because she was a right wing nut job. But you have to admit, she'd be more enjoyable in bed than Joy Behar or Whoppie Goldberg.
That's right, Hong Kong! I am going to do a little blogging while here for a few months and since it did not really fit the theme of toilet scribble I put up a tumblr blog. If you are so inclined check out http://hongkongfitz.tumblr.com Peace and Toilet Grease! Fitz
So Christina Aguilera is the new face of the 'Rock the Vote' campaign. You know, that campaign that takes uninformed famous people and ask them to try to convince uninformed young people into 'rocking the vote'? They'd have to be uninformed young people right? I mean an informed person would already want or not want to vote for a specific reason or reasons.
Well I think Christina Aguilera should stick to wearing skimpy clothes and showing me her snatch every once and a while on TMZ. Why in the fuck would anyone want to have Christina Aguilera give them advice on ...
I normally do not post links to other people's content but I have to make an exception here. This is the funniest shit I have heard in years. This guy makes any douchebag you have ever heard seem normal by comparison.
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/
And here is a story detailing this douchebag. It's an interesting read.
So a youtube comment on my Southie video caught my eye today. Youtube user bionicbigfoot had this to say about me:
This Yuppie is the Poster Child for why I cannot STAND Yuppies. Go back to your leafy 'burb, you pissant, posing wanna-be. Lemme guess..you saw GoodWillHunting as a teen and have been obsessed with my neighborhood ever since,you frigging LOSER. God, what has happened to this city?!? We used to smack assholes like you around for fun when you'd wander in here, posing your way down Broadway. Smarmy, Yuppie, posing nobody.
Well Mr. Bigfoot, first off I love the fact that ...
I came across what I think is a hysterical profile on OKcupid. What's funny is the woman's profile says only to send her a message if you meet a very, very, very specific set of criteria. The criteria is so specific that there are probably at most like 7 or 8 people on the site that are potential matches. Talk about limiting yourself lol!
So what I did was take a few things from her set of criteria and searched OKCupid for men seeking women. Specifically I searched for men 28 to 36 years old, within 10 miles of Park Slope ...
I received a few messages today about bloggers getting arrested for....well...blogging. Weird shit right?! One story was about the increase of arrests in countries like Egypt, China and Pakistan and another was about a US citizen that was arrested in Singapore for insulting a judge on his blog. I believe he commented that the judge was 'prostituting herself' and obviously I don't think he meant it literally.
In any event, I sort of feel that I need to speak out on the subject. After all I am a blogger I guess and well, it wouldn't make me happy if I was ...
There is a huge inflatable rat outside my building in front of an Indian restaurant. It's been nearly three months now that the union has been propping this 12 foot monster up every morning and for the life of me I do not know why.
They hand out flyers that say the restaurant has failed health inspections, that the owner has defaulted on loans, that there are rats and roaches and a few other nasty things. The funny part is they don't mention why the union is picketing the place.
Obviously the owner is hiring non union workers in some aspect ...
