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		<title>Kill Fuck Marry (The View Edition)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 08:04:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was playing this game the other day and was told that my idea of marrying Elizabeth Hasselback was stupid because she was a right wing nut job. But you have to admit, she&#8217;d be more enjoyable in bed than Joy Behar or Whoppie Goldberg.]]></description>
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		<title>So Like&#8230;I am in Hong Kong!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:13:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fitz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; That&#8217;s right, Hong Kong! I am going to do a little blogging while here for a few months and since it did not really fit the theme of toilet scribble I put up a tumblr blog. If you are so inclined check out http://hongkongfitz.tumblr.com Peace and Toilet Grease! Fitz]]></description>
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		<title>Stupid Phrases: &#8216;God Took Them for a Reason&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 07:55:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fitz</dc:creator>
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		<title>Christina Aguilera &#8216;Rocks the Vote&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 07:39:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fitz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So Christina Aguilera is the new face of the &#8216;Rock the Vote&#8217; campaign. You know, that campaign that takes uninformed famous people and ask them to try to convince uninformed young people into &#8216;rocking the vote&#8217;? They&#8217;d have to be uninformed young people right? I mean an informed person would already want or not want [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best Message Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 01:01:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fitz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I normally do not post links to other people&#8217;s content but I have to make an exception here. This is the funniest shit I have heard in years. This guy makes any douchebag you have ever heard seem normal by comparison. http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/ And here is a story detailing this douchebag. It&#8217;s an interesting read.]]></description>
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		<title>Ummm, Let&#8217;s Talk About &#8216;Shit Shame&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 01:03:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fitz</dc:creator>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Loved in South Boston</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 06:28:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fitz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So a youtube comment on my Southie video caught my eye today. Youtube user bionicbigfoot had this to say about me: This Yuppie is the Poster Child for why I cannot STAND Yuppies. Go back to your leafy &#8216;burb, you pissant, posing wanna-be. Lemme guess..you saw GoodWillHunting as a teen and have been obsessed with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To NOT Find a Mate Online</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 02:43:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fitz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I came across what I think is a hysterical profile on OKcupid. What&#8217;s funny is the woman&#8217;s profile says only to send her a message if you meet a very, very, very specific set of criteria. The criteria is so specific that there are probably at most like 7 or 8 people on the site [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Getting Arrested for Blogging?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 07:38:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fitz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I received a few messages today about bloggers getting arrested for&#8230;.well&#8230;blogging. Weird shit right?! One story was about the increase of arrests in countries like Egypt, China and Pakistan and another was about a US citizen that was arrested in Singapore for insulting a judge on his blog. I believe he commented that the judge [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Union Rats</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:03:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fitz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a huge inflatable rat outside my building in front of an Indian restaurant. It&#8217;s been nearly three months now that the union has been propping this 12 foot monster up every morning and for the life of me I do not know why. They hand out flyers that say the restaurant has failed [...]]]></description>
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