I do not know why Global Warming, and the lunacy that Global Warming has created, gets to me so much but it really does. I used to get pissed off maybe once a month about it. Then it became once a week and lately it is almost hourly that I am assaulted with Global Warming madness to the point where I want to punch someone in the stomach.
The latest thing to make me shit my pants yelling is the commercial that describes the plight of the polar bear and asks us to give $16 dollars a month to help save ...
FART FACT 1: bathrooms are not for farting
FART FACT 2: Farts are ALWAYS funny
FART FACT 3: Your farts always should smell good to YOU
FART FACT 4: Other people's farts smell disgusting
FART FACT 5: Farts feel good
FART FACT 6: All women fart
FART FACT 7: Some farts need to be acknowledged
FART FACT 8: JESUS FARTED!!
FART FACT 9: Farting in church is the funniest thing ever
FART FACT 10: If you do not think farts are funny you are a douche bag
Here is a small list of ideas for you to try out at your place of business. Some or all of them may get you fired so don't complain here if you do.
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I'm voting for Obama. I am all about hope and he is hope incarnate. He lost some points with me when he quit smoking though but still he is without a doubt getting my vote. Liking a candidate because they smoke is pretty stupid in the first place which made me think, what are the bottom ten reasons to vote for Obama?
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Every day I read about 500 bajillion websites, blogs, twitters, emails, etc and every day I am inundated with top ten lists. Top ten reasons to buy a mac, top ten reasons to switch to Linux, top Wordpress themes and on and on an on. Don't get me wrong though, I do read a lot of them and a lot are funny or informative or sometimes both. It is obvious that people like top ten lists... David Letterman can't be wrong.
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