FART FACT 1: bathrooms are not for farting
FART FACT 2: Farts are ALWAYS funny
FART FACT 3: Your farts always should smell good to YOU
FART FACT 4: Other people's farts smell disgusting
FART FACT 5: Farts feel good
FART FACT 6: All women fart
FART FACT 7: Some farts need to be acknowledged
FART FACT 8: JESUS FARTED!!
FART FACT 9: Farting in church is the funniest thing ever
FART FACT 10: If you do not think farts are funny you are a douche bag
