I did a video months ago about a guy I knew in the Marine Corps that was from Boston. He is probably one of the characters that stands out the most in those 4 fun filled years. His ability to insert an F-Bomb into sentences multiple times was nothing short of masterful. Anyway, I did my impression of him and put it up on youtube and to this day I get emails and comments telling me I'm a dick, a fag, a liberal cocksucker, unintelligent, a liar and that I FAKED....yes FAKED knowing someone from boston. The last one really ...
If Bill O'Reilly died a painful death live on the air I would probably pop some popcorn, open a bottle of wine and watch with a huge shit eating grin. That's probably not going to happen unfortunately. I have however, found Bill to be a useful entity. I explain why in this video.
I read an article today about a guy who recently won $5000 a week for life that was not sure if he would quit his job or not. WTF?! Come to think of it, have you ever read or seen a news story where the person winning the lottery said "I FUCKING QUIT....FUCK YOU!!!!"? How has this never happened?
Also, did you know the apocalypse is only four years away?
Apparently there are people out there that have never heard the term 'donkey punch'. There are others that don't know what a 'Cleavland bow tie' is. Can you believe it? I couldn't either. So let's get educated shall we? Let us start a journey into the land of weird sexual terms and see where it takes us. We'll call it "Kinkology 101".
Let's kick off the "Kinkology" series with the word Blumby! It's fun to say. Say it out loud real quick....blumby. Fun right? Ok let's talk about it shall we?
I was wondering to myself how far into the depths of hell I will be cast once I leave this life. I came to a realization that it might not be far enough to meet up with some of the people I am looking forward to meet down there. For example, I'm sure Kurt Cobain is very deep down there since it is a mortal sin to commit suicide. And if I want to hear Elvis sing I am sure he is pretty far into the abyss as well since he was a glutton. So, here is my attempt at ...
I know Julie of the dating wall of shame should appreciate this video. This time around I talk about the fact that even though sex is critically important to a successful relationship dating sites ignore it almost completely.
This video is a little but all over the place but I don't give a shit. Watch it and make some comments or I will hunt you down like the animal you are!
I appreciate art. I do however have a rule a thumb when it comes to deciding if something actually IS art or not. If I can create it myself or come close it is NOT art. For example:
Sistine Chapel = Art
Random paint splatters on a canvas = NOT ART
