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• 05.22.08
  Cursing is NOT a Sin! Video Rant, videos | View Comments

  I do not consider cursing to be a sin unless you are yelling angry curses at someone else. If you are just peppering your speech with a few random curses here and there to spice things up then you are NOT commiting a sin. It's not in the Ten Commandments so I don't care what people say. Oh and by the way if anyone wants to hang out with me in the afterlife you had better start sinning because this video is going to get me sent straight to the pits of hell. P.S. A few of my co-workers said this video sucked ...
• 05.21.08
  The ‘Don’t Be a Douchebag’ Series (Recap) Video Rant, videos | View Comments

  Things have been going great here at toiletscribble.com. I become more awesome daily and as a result so do you. It's really quite beneficial for us all. Along with lots of great comments in the posts I have received some fantastic emails. It is worth noting that a common theme in a lot of the emails is "MORE DOUCHEBAG VIDEOS". I had no idea that toiletscribble was going to become douchebag central but fuck it, if that's what people want that's what you're going to get. So, this post will be a recap of where we are right now....lessons one through ...
• 05.21.08
  NewsFlash!!! Women Can Get Pregnant! Video Rant, videos | View Comments

  I'm so perplexed by the unadulterated stupidity of the media. When the story of the 'pregnant man' broke months ago I was immediately quite shocked. But then I learned that the man was actually a woman that had her breasts removed and took hormones to grow facial hair. She left her reproductive organs AS IS. So....HE STILL HAS A FULL FUNCTIONING VAGINA. Why in the world then does the media keep showing this story as if it's some miracle that a man is pregnant???
• 05.20.08
  The ‘Jessica Alba Turns Me On Contest’ videos | View Comments

  So I was browsing youtube tonight and came across this video of Jessica Alba staring at the camera for 2 minutes without blinking. Not very entertaining in and of itself but it's Jessica fucking Alba so it is inherently entertaining. Anyway, I wanted to be a part of the contest but it's apparently for famous people only. Well screw that I'm starting my own damned contest then! So here's the contest: Premise: Stare at the Jessica Alba video linked in this post while filming yourself doing so. If you need help with this just ask in the comments...I will be glad to ...
• 05.20.08
  Your Ass Has GPS videos | View Comments

  Have you ever felt like your ass knew where your toiletbowl was and the closer you got to the toiletbowl the stronger the urge to poop became? Me too! I think I figured it out....our asses have GPS!!!!
• 05.16.08
  What’s That ‘J’ Girl’s Name? videos | View Comments

  Hey everybody. So I went out last night with my best friend Jeff and a bunch of people from his office. It turns out Jeff has been passing my URL around the office and low and behold I had a few fans in the crowd. I think a few people even referred to me as 'Mr. Douchebag Guy'. How cool is that? So when I was asked to make a video for one of their co-workers who is moving to Florida I just couldn't say no. The problem is I cannot for the life of me remember her damn name. Oh ...
• 05.15.08
  Screw the Polar Bear Bottom Tens, Rants and Raves, Video Rant, videos | View Comments

  I do not know why Global Warming, and the lunacy that Global Warming has created, gets to me so much but it really does. I used to get pissed off maybe once a month about it. Then it became once a week and lately it is almost hourly that I am assaulted with Global Warming madness to the point where I want to punch someone in the stomach. The latest thing to make me shit my pants yelling is the commercial that describes the plight of the polar bear and asks us to give $16 dollars a month to help save ...
• 05.14.08
  Stop Letting Idiots Off the Hook Rants and Raves, Video Rant, videos | View Comments

  I am like the annoying little kid in the movie 'The Sixth Sense'. The main difference is that where he saw dead people I see stupid people. They haunt me daily and it really gets to me. But today as I was witnessing some really intense stupidity I wondered 'Why do I let people get away with doing stupid things'. Does it not make more sense to scold stupid people so that they will learn to not be stupid? How  greivous does an act of stupidity have to be in order for you to actually confront someone and try to correct ...
• 05.12.08
  Stop Clicking on Stupid Shit Video Rant, videos | View Comments

  Why do you people click on the dumbest things while browsing the interwebs? Do you really think you won a free iPod? Do you really need to open that email attachment called cute_panda_bear.exe? Do you really think you are going to receive three wishes because you forwarded a stupid email to 100 people? Why are you so fucking clueless? I hope your computer blows up and leaks battery acid on your legs and every time you look at the huge scars you think of me and this post.
• 05.11.08
  Random Fart Facts Random Tens, The Tens, videos | View Comments

  FART FACT 1: bathrooms are not for farting FART FACT 2: Farts are ALWAYS funny FART FACT 3: Your farts always should smell good to YOU FART FACT 4: Other people's farts smell disgusting FART FACT 5: Farts feel good FART FACT 6: All women fart FART FACT 7: Some farts need to be acknowledged FART FACT 8: JESUS FARTED!! FART FACT 9: Farting in church is the funniest thing ever FART FACT 10: If you do not think farts are funny you are a douche bag

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