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• 05.08.08
  How to NOT be a Douche Bag PART 5: Elevator Calls Rants and Raves, Video Rant, videos | View Comments

  This is a behavior that a lot of people do daily and it pisses me the hell off. It is not limited to just douche bags but anyone doing this is a douche bag in my opinion. When you are on an elevator do NOT make a call that you know is going to get cut off. Don't answer the phone either just to tell the person on the other end "Hey can I call you back I'm on an elevator?". Douche bag!
• 05.07.08
  How to NOT Be a Douche Bag Part 4: No Lip Gloss Rants and Raves, Video Rant, videos | View Comments

  This may be the easiest way to become less of a douche bag. Do not wear lip gloss. A man should never wear gloss under any circumstance. if you are in the Swiss Alps and your lips are dry you can wear chap stick but NOT LIP GLOSS. Ever. Period. Douche bag!
• 05.06.08
  Random Fact: South Boston Loves Cursing Video Rant, videos | View Comments

  I have an old friend that can fit the word fuck into any sentence at least 15 times if not more. I will attempt to show you how it's done.
• 05.06.08
  How to NOT Be a Douche Bag Part 3: Stop Fighting Rants and Raves, Video Rant, videos | View Comments

  If there is one characteristic that almost all douche bags share it is their willingness to and love of fighting. They want to settle everything with a fight. Got the wrong change from the cashier at McDonalds....Let's Fight! Someone asked you what time it was....Let's Fight! Someone said hello...Let's Fight! It probably has something to do with their empty lives. They see the same bleak future that we see for them and they are angry about it. Well douche bags, you CAN change. Put down your fists the next time you get the urge to fight and you are going to ...
• 05.04.08
  How to Not Be A Douche Bag: Part 2 Video Rant, videos | View Comments

  Why do douche bags always want to take their shirts off in public? Please guys....leave your fucking clothes on.
• 05.03.08
  How To NOT Be A Douche Bag: Part 1 Rants and Raves, Video Rant, videos | View Comments

  According to your emails and phone calls douche bags are a fun subject. So, here comes part 1 of how to not be a douche bag. Enjoy
• 05.02.08
  Daily Video: May 2nd 2008 – Financial Douchebags Video Rant, videos | View Comments
• 05.01.08
  Grand Theft Auto, Ben and Jerry’s and Free Poop videos | View Comments

  Rockefeller Center always has something interesting going on and Tuesday, April 29th was no different. This was the day that the much waited for video game 'Grand Theft Auto IV' was released and I decided to go to the GameStop in Rockefeller Center's concourse to see what kind of commotion the game was causing.
• 04.29.08
  Video of the Day – April 29th 2008 – Walking 101 Rants and Raves, Video Rant, videos | View Comments

  You may have noticed something about people lately. It does not matter if you live in a small town or a big city but it is more prevalent in big cities. What am I talking about? People that do not know how to walk. That's right, something you take for granted every day...your ability to walk. You may know how to put one foot in front of the other but that does not mean you know what you're doing. Please watch and please listen.
• 04.26.08
  Daily Video – April 27th 2008 – “P.E.T.A. Sticker” Rants and Raves, Video Rant, videos | View Comments

  I love funny stickers and drawings in the subway. They give me something to read while I am commuting. Every once and a while though I will see something that makes me want to punch someone in the temple. For example, i saw a P.E.T.A. sticker that read "If you wear fur...watch your back". I have no major problem with the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, other than the fact that I think they are a bunch of whack jobs. I do however take offense to vague threats made on stickers. So PWFC (People With Fur Coats)....I got your ...

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