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		<title>Sharting On Your First Date</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:15:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fitz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What if&#8230;.. &#8230;you are on a first date. You go out for some spicy Mexican food and a few drinks. Everything is going great. There&#8217;s real chemistry, the food is great and you&#8217;re having a blast. Then all of a sudden your stomach tells you, in a not so subtle way, that you are about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obesity: A New Fuel Source?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 18:08:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fitz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I had a conversation with a few friends yesterday. We were discussing subway and street etiquette and specifically the fact that people never stay to the right when on an escalator which prevents you from passing on the left. The subject got us talking about about all the things we hate on the subway [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Killer Robots or Robot Sex Slaves?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 04:17:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fitz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mr. Fabulous runs pointless-drivel.com. He is a fellow flogger and a damned good funny one. Basically, picture me in 10 years and you have Mr. Fabulous (although I am already quite fabulous at 36). If you like laughing you should check it out. If you don&#8217;t like laughing you should put a plastic bag over [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What if Aliens Find This Post in the Rubble</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 17:08:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fitz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s the year 3010 in midtown Manhattan. A huge UFO lands and a few dozen alien creatures step out onto what once was fifth avenue. It&#8217;s now nothing but a wasteland. These visitors are archeologists from another planet in another galaxy in a parallel universe. They are doing what archeologists do, dig up shit, look [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This was my ATM receipt&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 22:21:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fitz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I walked up to an ATM today this sexy receipt was sticking it&#8217;s nose out at me, mocking me. I could probably live off this balance for 3 or 4 years. I did not get to see the fabulous person that left it there but if I had I would have hit them up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wars Could be Fought With Paintballs?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 06:18:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fitz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[War sucks. I do not mean the card game, I play that quite a bit and love it. I mean war as in bombs, dead people, bullets, and dumb presidents. I would say that if you polled the entire planet today as to whether war was a good thing or a bad thing you would [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Everyone is a Porn Star</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:49:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[With all of the sex scandals in the news these past few weeks I have been doing some thinking. Sex is legal. Paying for things is legal. Paying someone to have sex in a X rated film is legal. Well, why is paying for sex when it is not being filmed illegal? Personally I don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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