I have an odd sense of humor I think. I was going over my journal postings on OKCupid and came across my very first joke on that site (other than the fact that I signed up). You see, OKCupid has this completion percentage thingy. They require you to do certain things like write a journal entry to make your profile 100% complete. One of the tasks was to write a 1000 character journal entry. I thought it would be funny to write a 1000 WORD journal entry but nobody found that to be a funny thing except me. Anyway, since ...
Today at work I challenged two people to read any line from the Braveheart script and I would tell them the next line. I was not stumped once out of at least twenty attempts. I'm not proud. But it made me think about useless skills. I wonder how many other useless skills I have that I did not realize I had.
Do you have any useless skills? Please tell me about them because I want to know.
So my co-worker Jarret enjoyed my post entitled "Drunken Subway Thoughts". He remarked that he was positive I must have edited it before posting though as it was nearly devoid of spelling mistakes. I assured him it was not edited and even showed him that it was posted at 3:45am when I obviously had not sobered up yet. Well, I don't know what it will prove but I decided to try a sober subway thoughts post just to see what the difference was. I'll let you be the judge as to whether there is any difference at all.
And off we ...
So, I was taking the subway home tonight wasted and forgot my headphones. I was too wasted to play solitaire on my phone so decided to type a blog post. I simply wrote about all the people I saw on the subway on my hour long trip. I'm not editing it nor am I even going to read what I wrote. I take no responsibility for it's contents.
Here ya go...
It smells like a bakery in here which is odd because one, its not a bakery and two I do not see anyone eating anything resembling fresh baked anything.
This guy in ...
I have asked this question to many people and figured I would also ask on here. Do you always laugh out loud when you type 'lol' in an online conversation or do you use 'lol' just as a way of saying something is funny? I always feel like I am lying when I type 'lol' because I never really laugh out loud while in an online conversation.
I have suggested to people that there needs to be a new acronym for actually laughing out loud since I believe that most people use 'lol' without meaning it. I propose we use 'alol' ...
