A few of you (Hi Mom and Dad) may have read the other day about some random IM messages I have been getting recently from strange men in other countries, none of whom speak English. Because I have a blog I have recently started to engage these random people in a futile attempt to make a funny. You can be the judge of this most recent conversation. Keep in mind I do speak a little Spanish and understood more than I let him believe. Feel free to email him as well and if he replies let me know. The chat transcript is below….
[16:15] omar_152@hotmail.fr: ola
[16:15] toiletscribbler: ola
[16:15] omar_152@hotmail.fr: rbatey
[16:15] omar_152@hotmail.fr: a
[16:15] omar_152@hotmail.fr: q tal
[16:15] toiletscribbler: I batey last nighty
[16:15] toiletscribbler: twice actually
[16:15] toiletscribbler: how bout you?
[16:16] omar_152@hotmail.fr: nooo
[16:16] omar_152@hotmail.fr: le siento
[16:16] toiletscribbler: noo?
[16:16] omar_152@hotmail.fr: yo no hablar
[16:16] omar_152@hotmail.fr: idioma
[16:16] toiletscribbler: you like to play monopoly naked?
[16:16] omar_152@hotmail.fr: englesa
[16:16] toiletscribbler: yo hablo mucho
[16:16] toiletscribbler: englese, si, por favor
[16:17] omar_152@hotmail.fr: enqles prque
[16:17] toiletscribbler: parkay
[16:17] omar_152@hotmail.fr: ti no entiendes otra lenguage
[16:17] toiletscribbler: is that the butter thats not butter?
[16:17] toiletscribbler: no espanol
[16:17] toiletscribbler: otra gosa
[16:18] toiletscribbler: I have the weirdest thing going on today
[16:18] toiletscribbler: my heiney is bothing me
[16:18] toiletscribbler: bothering too
[16:18] toiletscribbler: ever have heiney problems
[16:18] omar_152@hotmail.fr: gosa como que
[16:18] toiletscribbler: ?
[16:18] toiletscribbler: grossa yes
[16:18] toiletscribbler: but what can I do?
[16:18] toiletscribbler: I tried preperation H
[16:19] toiletscribbler: but I must have prepared it wrong
[16:19] toiletscribbler: cause that shit didnt do a thing
[16:19] toiletscribbler: more like preparation ‘N’ as in No workie
[16:19] omar_152@hotmail.fr: ti palabras no es importente m
[16:19] toiletscribbler: but enough about my butt. How you been?
[16:19] omar_152@hotmail.fr: no entiendes
[16:20] toiletscribbler: I just had entiendes for lunch
[16:20] toiletscribbler: so good
[16:20] toiletscribbler: with sour cream
[16:20] toiletscribbler: but they go straight to my ass
[16:20] toiletscribbler: OMG! look at me talking about my butt again
[16:20] omar_152@hotmail.fr: que loca eres
[16:20] omar_152@hotmail.fr: yo dego hablar otra idioma
[16:20] omar_152@hotmail.fr: y ti
[16:21] omar_152@hotmail.fr: nooooooooo
[16:21] toiletscribbler: loca?
[16:21] omar_152@hotmail.fr: no m gustav
[16:21] toiletscribbler: doesnt that mean crazy
[16:21] toiletscribbler: Im a guy
[16:21] toiletscribbler: mi es loco
[16:21] toiletscribbler: no loca
[16:21] toiletscribbler: I have a penis
[16:23] omar_152@hotmail.fr: yo tambien tengo una pora que pora
[16:23] omar_152@hotmail.fr: pollo cachondo
[16:23] omar_152@hotmail.fr: ti se llama nada
[16:23] omar_152@hotmail.fr: tienes cono
[16:24] toiletscribbler: I dont understand chinese
[16:24] toiletscribbler: tu comprehende?
[16:25] omar_152@hotmail.fr: no si ?
[16:25] omar_152@hotmail.fr: no sabe
[16:25] omar_152@hotmail.fr: tienes cono si ?
[16:25] toiletscribbler: aye cono
[16:25] omar_152@hotmail.fr: te gusta pollo
[16:25] toiletscribbler: the fat chicken?
[16:25] toiletscribbler: like chicken
[16:26] toiletscribbler: oh do I like chicken?
[16:26] toiletscribbler: yes
[16:26] toiletscribbler: I love it
[16:26] toiletscribbler: yo pollo loco
[16:26] omar_152@hotmail.fr: si te gusta pollo
[16:26] omar_152@hotmail.fr: es verdad
[16:27] toiletscribbler: si
[16:27] omar_152@hotmail.fr: wawawa
[16:27] toiletscribbler: yo gusto mucho
[16:27] toiletscribbler: wawa was my fave store ever in NJ
[16:27] toiletscribbler: they had good coffee
[16:27] toiletscribbler: now I go to dunkin donuts
[16:27] toiletscribbler: and I fuckin go nuts
[16:27] toiletscribbler: tu gusta el penises?
[16:29] omar_152@hotmail.fr: tu te gusta pollo
[16:29] omar_152@hotmail.fr: tu
[16:29] omar_152@hotmail.fr: si
[16:29] toiletscribbler: no
[16:29] toiletscribbler: tu gusta penis no?
[16:29] toiletscribbler: es verdad?
[16:29] omar_152@hotmail.fr: yo mi gusta cono de rabat
[16:29] omar_152@hotmail.fr: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
[16:29] omar_152@hotmail.fr: jejejeje
[16:29] toiletscribbler: cono de rabit es muy dilicioso
[16:29] toiletscribbler: I like it with mint jelly
[16:30] toiletscribbler: and mashed potatos
[16:30] toiletscribbler: do they have potatos where you live in China?
[16:31] omar_152@hotmail.fr: jejejeje
[16:31] toiletscribbler: Did you that the next olympics is going to feature a new event called The Donkey Punch?
[16:31] omar_152@hotmail.fr: en norte de maruecos
[16:31] omar_152@hotmail.fr: mejor que rabat
[16:31] toiletscribbler: I am thinking of trying out for it
[16:31] omar_152@hotmail.fr: en ciudad si llama tetuan
[16:32] omar_152@hotmail.fr: jejejejej
[16:32] toiletscribbler: so if you want to be donkey punched let me know
[16:32] toiletscribbler: jeje yes
[16:32] toiletscribbler: jejejejeje
[16:33] omar_152@hotmail.fr: tu cabayoooooooooooooooo
[16:33] toiletscribbler: caba? That’s my boy!! I am good friends with that dude.
[16:33] omar_152@hotmail.fr: a final
[16:33] omar_152@hotmail.fr: yo dego
[16:33] toiletscribbler: I am so mad at my ass right now
[16:33] toiletscribbler: lol
[16:33] omar_152@hotmail.fr: fuk fuk colo fuk colo y fuk fuk colo fuk colo
[16:33] toiletscribbler: i need to go poopy
[16:33] toiletscribbler: yes
[16:33] omar_152@hotmail.fr: y pasa un saludo
[16:33] toiletscribbler: fuk my colon
[16:34] omar_152@hotmail.fr: a todos putitas de rabat vale
[16:34] toiletscribbler: toss my saludo?
[16:34] omar_152@hotmail.fr: adios ptita
[16:34] toiletscribbler: trust me you dont want that
[16:34] omar_152@hotmail.fr: vale
[16:34] omar_152@hotmail.fr: no olvedes
[16:34] omar_152@hotmail.fr: passa saludo a todos al3robiya
[16:34] omar_152@hotmail.fr: al3robiya jejejeje
[16:35] omar_152@hotmail.fr: que buena este palabra $
[16:35] omar_152@hotmail.fr: al3robiya
[16:35] omar_152@hotmail.fr: jejejejeje
[16:35] toiletscribbler: it has become boring and tiresome to chat with you
[16:35] toiletscribbler: I can only stand a certain amount of jejejejeje
[16:35] toiletscribbler: and then I am done
[16:36] toiletscribbler: I’m off to poop…
[16:37] omar_152@hotmail.fr: jejejeje
[16:37] omar_152@hotmail.fr: donde eres
