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Don’t Be a Douche Bag Part 8: Let Old People Sit

I see young women and men every day that watch an old person get on the subway and they refuse to offer up their seat. These people are bordering on being scumbags but for the purpose of this video we will call them douche bags. I know you’re tired or perhaps not feeling well but you’re young and you will live. Treat senior citizens the way you would treat one of your grandparents. Unless of course you were abused by your grandparents. In that case you should treat them like an old person that you know and like.

In this video I also discuss some user feedback I have received and I do an impression so you may want to watch.


P.S.

The scar on my lip is from my douche bag friend Brian who nailed me in the face with a box yesterday. You’re a douche Brian!

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  • http://www.datingwallofshame.blogspot.com juliemccoy

    Hey Fitz~
    I’ve been sick all day and you still made me laugh with the Forest Gump imitation – esp. the sign-off at the end of the video. I may have to save my pennies and pay you to do it again some day when I’m in an especially cranky mood~

    juliemccoy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..The camera is out of focus~

  • http://www.toiletscribble.com fitz

    Julie – Feel better and thanks for laughing. Next Gump impression is on the house just for you. Just say when.

  • John Fronts

    I don’t know about “douchebagette”.

    Maybe just “doche-ette” (with the hyphen)
    Oh! I got it…”doche-ette” (withe the hyphen) could be the shorthand for “douchebagette”.
    Just throwing it out there for your far superior mind to figure out for me.

    Later
    JF

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