I did a video months ago about a guy I knew in the Marine Corps that was from Boston. He is probably one of the characters that stands out the most in those 4 fun filled years. His ability to insert an F-Bomb into sentences multiple times was nothing short of masterful. Anyway, I did my impression of him and put it up on youtube and to this day I get emails and comments telling me I’m a dick, a fag, a liberal cocksucker, unintelligent, a liar and that I FAKED….yes FAKED knowing someone from boston. The last one really got me because I had no idea that people faked knowing someone from Boston. I mean why would you fake it??? For the money? For the fame? For the girls? The answer is ALL THREE BABY!!!
Here is a little email exchange between me and one of Southie’s resident brain surgeons:
your the biggest fucken asshole I ever met fuckface you fucken moron you can’t even try to mock a guy from southie I don’t believe you ever met a fucken guy from fucken southie you fucken phoney you probably were never in the service either you fucken fake get real asshole.
Fox Battery 2/11 1st Mar Div 91-95 Camp Pendleton (Las Pulgas)
Friend from Southie was Jim Fennessey.
Why in the fuck would I fake meeting a guy from Southie? Is Southie THAT cool that people fake meeting people from there?
HAHA! You use aol!
Now go stroke some pole you flaming faggot.
jim fennessey rymes with jim hennessy your a fucken fake and you know it give me one solid thing you know about this fictatious friend of yours i’ve lived in this town for 53 years i know everybody in it and your man is a fake ashole now go grease a window weight and shove it were the sun don’t shine i’me calling your bluff give me some info fuckface.
This is some kind of joke right? There is no way you are emailing a guy who put a video on youtube because you think he is faking knowing someone from Southie. If you really ARE emailing me hoping to uncover some great conspiracy I will save you some trouble……YES I am responsible for 9/11. I also killed Kennedy and MLK. I can live with you knowing those things but the fact that you are getting close to uncovering the ‘Southie Conspiracy’ is too much and you have to be killed. Someone will be there shortly.
Seriously though dude, are you for real? If you really feel the need to track my Marine Corps buddy down all I know is he is either 39 or 40 now and has the thickest Southie accent ever. He says fuck and fuckin inbetween every other word and quite frankly he may not be the brightest buld in the bunch. He was a cool dude though. If you manage to track him down give him my email.
Don’t forget to take your meds!!!
just to answer you question weather southie was that cool to fake knowing someone from there well i guess hollywood thinks so theve made five movies about this shithole and two won OSCARS so put that in you pipe and smoke it fuck balls
you know the funniest thing about this whole thing is that i got you fucken crazy over nothing and i’ll gladly share my meds with you or give you her name she can probably give you some help nut bag.
So you think I am trying to win an Oscar? On Youtube?
To be honest you happen to be the funniest person I have met yet on the internet. I’m not sure if you are trying to be but you are. You should do videos!!! You can call everyone yuppie and curse and shit. And if you have a strong Southie accent people will love it. You’ll be like Toll Booth fuckin Willie!
I’m not crazy over anything. I kinda think you’re funny and so far I have enjoyed our conversation. Just cause I tell ya to fuck off doesn’t mean I’m having a bad time. What kinda meds you got to share?
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