Just when you think your mind is blank and you have nothing to post for the day, along comes a fantastic email. I’m not sure where exactly this person got my email address but I am glad they did. Apparently they are from Russia and looking for a husband…errr green card or perhaps just a few dollars. Anyway let’s see if I can keep them busy.
So the first email comes from Patricia which is odd since the next couple come from Natalya but I will just pretend to be stupid.
Hey stranger, I’m PATRICIA and I recently turned 24
I moved here not too long ago and i looking to make some friends
Chat with me i got some pics, message me leae@saintjola.com
I replied with the following:
Wow! How are you??? How’s that whole genital wart thing coming along?
And now Natalya replies back and has lots to say. I’m guessing she’s glad she got someone to respond.
Hi my new friend
Im glad to see that you have decided to reply,I see it is very short letter.
It is all right because you are astonished to get my letter.
I want you to know that I have only good intentions and I have not any secrets.
The thing is that I will work in your country for three months or so and
I would like to meet a nice man to fall in love or just be closest friends.
I don’t want to live in Russia because I have not any chances here,
it is hardly possible to explain from first time but I want you to know my plans.
I will work in any shop, bar or restaurant the agency that i am going through will suggest me some locations.
It will be my choice in the end as to what option to go for.
So I will have a simple work till I improve my English. And I can choose any
town of your area,agency will only help me to get a visa and all travel documents + some suggested placed to work in.
My best friend last year met the man from the USA when she worked there for three months, too.
She had two jobs. From morning till 4 pm she worked in amusement park and after it she worked as a waitress in some bar till midnight.
She was very tired of course but made very good money there.
It is special programm for young people who wants to work abroad and I think it is the right way for me ,
I am lost here,and I think that I look pretty enough to find a better place .I want to repeat the same way,it is
only my chance to meet a nice man.I want to work in USA or in Europe or any
nice country. I am full of plans and different dreams and I want to share my
life with good man because I’m also full of love and tenderness,I know that
I am not so beautiful like Hollywood Princess but I do hope to meet my Prince and
I am sure he will be not be disappoined to meet me in the real life! This is why I am going to go through the same way.
Well,I will close this letter and I do hope to get your reply.
I will leave russia in two weeks or so (I can’t tell you everything exactly
right now) and I would like tobe sure that I have the man who waits for me there. I will work all day and I want to find a man to spend all free time
together to get to know each other better.if you have any interest to meet me I will be more than happy to meet you too.
I will tell you all details about me and my life if you like my pictures and
want to meet me! please send picture of you too!!!
I write to you with my new mailbox nataswi@slogamail.info, please write
letters now only on this mailbox.
I will wait your next letter.
Kiss you , Natalya (this is my name)!
Wow! That attached photo seems almost too good to be true!! She claims to not be beautiful too….how modest! And she has no secrets??? I’m hooked. I need this woman in my life. I had better reply. And wtf is slogamail??
Natalya,
You sound absolutely non existent!! I long to hear more of your fables and stories. I am a lonely man but quite good looking and wealthy. I could use a good woman around the house to cook my meals and clean and well…..you know…rimjobs!!
Please send me some pictures so that I can see the REAL you.Yours in Christ,
Francois
She almost immediately emailed back with yet more pictures!!!
Once again hello.
I have decided to send you still pictures.I hope, that you will love them
I hope, that you will answer my letter.I with impatience shall wait from you for the answer.Your Natalya
I quickly fired off a response:
Oh Mylanta!!! You are a vision. I am in love with you. Please tell me you are coming to the united states soon and love rimjobs.
Your lover in waiting,
Frederico
Will I find true love? Will Natalya be my wife? Will I get a rimjob? Only time will tell…stay tuned.
UPDATE:
Tom (look at the comments below) used google to search an email her got and apparently I am not Natalya’s only love. I am crushed but what can I do….I know…I will email that two timing bitch!
Dearest Natalya,
You broke my heart. Tom emailed me and told me everything. Don’t pretend like you don’t know what I am talking about. I thought we had something real. I thought you were the next Mrs. ToiletScribble. You used me and I am ashamed. The scary part is that a part of me still loves and needs you. I don’t know what happens next but I think this is over.
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