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		<title>Hong Kong Makes Me Giggle</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 08:45:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I have been in Hong Kong for nearly two months and I love every second of it. It&#8217;s an absolutely fantastic city with super nice people, great nightlife, fabulous food and more gadgets than you could shake a stick at (although I don&#8217;t know where that stupid fucking phrase comes from&#8230;.who shakes sticks at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kill Fuck Marry (The View Edition)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 08:04:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was playing this game the other day and was told that my idea of marrying Elizabeth Hasselback was stupid because she was a right wing nut job. But you have to admit, she&#8217;d be more enjoyable in bed than Joy Behar or Whoppie Goldberg.

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		<title>People from Southie Are Fuckin&#8217; Nuts</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 06:22:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I did a video months ago about a guy I knew in the Marine Corps that was from Boston. He is probably one of the characters that stands out the most in those 4 fun filled years. His ability to insert an F-Bomb into sentences multiple times was nothing short of masterful. Anyway, I did [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Teddy Bears and Smokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:31:39 +0000</pubDate>
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One of the things I was happy to see a lot of here in Hong Kong when I arrived was 7-11s and Circle-Ks. They are quite similar to the 7-11 you might frequent near you but there are some noticeable differences. For example in Hong Kong instead of hotdogs you would probably buy some cuttlefish [...]]]></description>
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		<title>9/11 Truthers Still Get to Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 09:44:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fitz</dc:creator>
		
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9/11 opinion polls - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
I am so sick of the &#8216;9/11 Truth Movement&#8217;. Not all &#8216;truthers&#8217; are bad mind you. But there is a large group of them still clinging to the idea that there was no plane at the pentagon or that the towers were brought down by a controlled demolition [...]]]></description>
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		<title>God I Love Hannity.com</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:33:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fitz</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I think it speaks volumes about the people that visit your political website when you have to explicitly tell them they are not allowed to discuss ASSASINATION! Click the image for a larger size. Yes, the Hitler mustache was me.

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		<title>holy Crap I Can Berry Blog</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 09:28:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[While I have no delusions that I will be able to blog as much as I used to at least I now have a quick way to put shit on Toiletscribble via my blackberry. I&#8217;m kinda psyched. Sadly enough nobody ever comes here anymore I&#8217;m sure but if someone does, they are gonna see posts!!! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>testing from my blackberry</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 09:23:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Testes testes one two&#8230;.ahhhh three?
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		<title>So Like&#8230;I am in Hong Kong!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:13:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fitz</dc:creator>
		
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That&#8217;s right, Hong Kong! I am going to do a little blogging while here for a few months and since it did not really fit the theme of toilet scribble I put up a tumblr blog. If you are so inclined check out http://hongkongfitz.tumblr.com
Peace and Toilet Grease!
Fitz
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		<title>Hypocrisy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:05:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fitz</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh what tangled webs we weave. I have been quite outspoken about douchebaggery and guys that drink jagaer bombs and pop their collars. Yet, last night while hanging out with my new work crew I found myself drinking not one but three jagaer bombs. It was followed by an Irish car bomb and then topped [...]]]></description>
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