I just happened to stumble on an article about a recent rash of grave robbing incidents across the nation. It is apparently attributed to the lagging economy and the rising price of scrap metal. Brass is apparently what most vases are made out of in cemeteries. Who knew? Anyway, there was a quote in the story that made me think “Go fuck yourself douche bag”.
“I can’t think of anything lower,” said David Evans, general manager for Valhalla Gardens of Memory in Belleville. “Nothing’s worse than stealing from the dead.”
Really? Nothing is worse than stealing from the dead? How about stealing from the fucking living?? The interesting thing about stuff belonging to dead people is that they cannot use it. Why? Cause they’re FUCKING DEAD!! Is it disrespectful to steal from the dead, immoral and despicable? Absolutely! But there are far worse things that one can do.
Imagine hearing the following two things and tell me which one you think is worse.
You walk into your house and one of your loved ones has a very serious face on. they sit you down and say “Last night someone broke into the cemetery and stole the lovely brass vase from Grandma’s grave”.
or………
You walk into your house and one of your loved ones has a very serious face on. they sit you down and say “Last night someone broke into the cemetery and dug up Grandma’s grave and shit on her skull and then apparently performed a sex act with her right femur”.
Why do people always feel the need to exaggerate something bad and make it sound like the worst thing ever? Sometimes I wish I lived on an island with no people and just a few colorful birds that talked. Oh and lots of fish so I could eat. OK and maybe a few Amazon women.
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