Please Have a Seat?

by fitz on April 24, 2008

Sit or Stand

I am not quite sure what this sign means. Are they asking you not to stand while taking a piss? Do they feel that most men are incapable of controlling the flow and therefore splashing all over the place?

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1 T-top 04.25.08 at 11:32 am: Perhaps they’re not referring to liquid waste?

T-top recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Folding Furniture.
2 fitz 04.25.08 at 12:23 pm: I still don’t get it
3 Julie McCoy 04.25.08 at 3:38 pm: I think it’s a european thing and it means, please sit down while using the bidet~

Julie McCoy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..E-discord - an exercise in dating futility
4 fitz 04.25.08 at 4:04 pm: Julie!!!! Damn you solved the puzzle!! It’s so obvious now!
5 juliemccoy 04.25.08 at 11:12 pm: Do I get an ass gasket in the mail as a prize?

juliemccoy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..When you care enough……………
6 fitz 04.26.08 at 3:20 pm: Julie - That’s not a bad idea. I am going to steal a bunch of ass gaskets from work and a signed one is coming your way. And once I get T-Shirts yours is on the house.
7 Joker 04.28.08 at 9:07 pm: Woohoo! Everyone likes ass gaskets!
8 simone 05.03.08 at 6:26 am: it says: don’t spray - sit.
only it sounds cool and rimey in german.
9 fitz 05.03.08 at 12:31 pm: dont spray it…..say it
10 Joker 05.05.08 at 12:24 am: I just wanna know why the toilet is so much happier with an ass in its brain. Do German toilets enjoy asses?

Well, I guess it would be a poor career choice if they didn’t.
11 fitz 05.05.08 at 1:44 am: The toilet looks cuter too with the piss coming out of it like two bunny ears.
12 Carl 05.05.08 at 6:04 pm: In germany, the toilets are fucking weird. God only knows why, but they have this flat spot right in the middle of them that’s about level with the rim of the bowl. So if you piss, in the middle of the toilet you you would anywhere else, you hit this flat spot, and piss splashes everywhere. They apparently have a problem when American’s can’t comprehend the stupid in this and just piss standing up anywhere. I’m mostly german, and while I’m proud my heritage almost took over europe twice, sometimes they make me want to bang my head against that flat spot in their toilets.
13 fitz 05.05.08 at 6:50 pm: Carl,

Thanks for the info. That’s pretty damn interesting. As for taking over Europe…well…if it had been a game of horseshoes you would have won!!
14 Aaron 05.06.08 at 6:49 pm: Carl, you’re proud of World War II? Really? Genocide, oppression, and everything?
15 fitz 05.06.08 at 7:49 pm: Aaron - I think he was being sarcastic. But if not well …..he should watch my Douche Bag videos
16 Carl 05.06.08 at 9:22 pm: Yes that was sarcasm, sorry, I often forget tone of voice is either not conveyed or just overlooked while online. Haha, genocide isn’t my cup of tea, I promise.
17 fitz 05.06.08 at 9:52 pm: I knew Carl was an ok guy. Sarcasm gets me in trouble constantly so do not feel bad.
18 Tracy 05.07.08 at 9:57 am: Umm…what is an ass gasket exactly?

Tracy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..5 Totally Outrageous Items I Want to Own.
19 fitz 05.07.08 at 10:10 am: Tracy - read the FAQ
20 Tracy 05.08.08 at 5:20 pm: I don’t visit TS to read. I come to be entertained.

Tracy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..One Less Desk.
21 fitz 05.08.08 at 5:33 pm: Tracy,

We all come for entertainment. I can come from reading as well but it had better be some pretty salacious writing.
22 Len 07.03.08 at 5:27 pm: I means please sit dont spray… but in a rhyme ish way….^^

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