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Please Have a Seat?

04.24.08 | Comments

Sit or Stand

I am not quite sure what this sign means. Are they asking you not to stand while taking a piss? Do they feel that most men are incapable of controlling the flow and therefore splashing all over the place?

please spread the word:

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Len 2 years ago 1 point
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I means please sit dont spray... but in a rhyme ish way....^^

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toiletscribble 2 years ago 1 point
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Tracy,

We all come for entertainment. I can come from reading as well but it had better be some pretty salacious writing.

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Tracy 2 years ago 1 point
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I don't visit TS to read. I come to be entertained.

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toiletscribble 2 years ago 1 point
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Tracy - read the FAQ

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Tracy 2 years ago 1 point
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Umm...what is an ass gasket exactly?

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toiletscribble 2 years ago 1 point
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I knew Carl was an ok guy. Sarcasm gets me in trouble constantly so do not feel bad.

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Carl 2 years ago 1 point
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Yes that was sarcasm, sorry, I often forget tone of voice is either not conveyed or just overlooked while online. Haha, genocide isn't my cup of tea, I promise.

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toiletscribble 2 years ago 1 point
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Aaron - I think he was being sarcastic. But if not well .....he should watch my Douche Bag videos

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Aaron 2 years ago 1 point
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Carl, you're proud of World War II? Really? Genocide, oppression, and everything?

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toiletscribble 2 years ago 1 point
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Carl,

Thanks for the info. That's pretty damn interesting. As for taking over Europe...well...if it had been a game of horseshoes you would have won!!

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Carl 2 years ago 1 point
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In germany, the toilets are fucking weird. God only knows why, but they have this flat spot right in the middle of them that's about level with the rim of the bowl. So if you piss, in the middle of the toilet you you would anywhere else, you hit this flat spot, and piss splashes everywhere. They apparently have a problem when American's can't comprehend the stupid in this and just piss standing up anywhere. I'm mostly german, and while I'm proud my heritage almost took over europe twice, sometimes they make me want to bang my head against that flat spot in their toilets.

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toiletscribble 2 years ago 1 point
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The toilet looks cuter too with the piss coming out of it like two bunny ears.

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Joker 2 years ago 1 point
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I just wanna know why the toilet is so much happier with an ass in its brain. Do German toilets enjoy asses?

Well, I guess it would be a poor career choice if they didn't.

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toiletscribble 2 years ago 1 point
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dont spray it.....say it

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simone 2 years ago 1 point
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it says: don't spray - sit.
only it sounds cool and rimey in german.

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Joker 2 years ago 1 point
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Woohoo! Everyone likes ass gaskets!

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toiletscribble 2 years ago 1 point
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Julie - That's not a bad idea. I am going to steal a bunch of ass gaskets from work and a signed one is coming your way. And once I get T-Shirts yours is on the house.

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juliemccoy 2 years ago 1 point
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Do I get an ass gasket in the mail as a prize?

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toiletscribble 2 years ago 1 point
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Julie!!!! Damn you solved the puzzle!! It's so obvious now!

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Julie McCoy 2 years ago 1 point
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I think it's a european thing and it means, please sit down while using the bidet~

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toiletscribble 2 years ago 1 point
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I still don't get it

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T-top 2 years ago 1 point
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Perhaps they're not referring to liquid waste?

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