Toilet Scribble

Perhaps they’re not referring to liquid waste?

T-top recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Folding Furniture.

I still don’t get it

I think it’s a european thing and it means, please sit down while using the bidet~

Julie McCoy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..E-discord – an exercise in dating futility

Julie!!!! Damn you solved the puzzle!! It’s so obvious now!

Do I get an ass gasket in the mail as a prize?

juliemccoy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..When you care enough……………

Julie – That’s not a bad idea. I am going to steal a bunch of ass gaskets from work and a signed one is coming your way. And once I get T-Shirts yours is on the house.

Woohoo! Everyone likes ass gaskets!

it says: don’t spray – sit.
only it sounds cool and rimey in german.

dont spray it…..say it

I just wanna know why the toilet is so much happier with an ass in its brain. Do German toilets enjoy asses?

Well, I guess it would be a poor career choice if they didn’t.

The toilet looks cuter too with the piss coming out of it like two bunny ears.

In germany, the toilets are fucking weird. God only knows why, but they have this flat spot right in the middle of them that’s about level with the rim of the bowl. So if you piss, in the middle of the toilet you you would anywhere else, you hit this flat spot, and piss splashes everywhere. They apparently have a problem when American’s can’t comprehend the stupid in this and just piss standing up anywhere. I’m mostly german, and while I’m proud my heritage almost took over europe twice, sometimes they make me want to bang my head against that flat spot in their toilets.

Carl,

Thanks for the info. That’s pretty damn interesting. As for taking over Europe…well…if it had been a game of horseshoes you would have won!!

Carl, you’re proud of World War II? Really? Genocide, oppression, and everything?

Aaron – I think he was being sarcastic. But if not well …..he should watch my Douche Bag videos

Yes that was sarcasm, sorry, I often forget tone of voice is either not conveyed or just overlooked while online. Haha, genocide isn’t my cup of tea, I promise.

I knew Carl was an ok guy. Sarcasm gets me in trouble constantly so do not feel bad.

Umm…what is an ass gasket exactly?

Tracy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..5 Totally Outrageous Items I Want to Own.

Tracy – read the FAQ

I don’t visit TS to read. I come to be entertained.

Tracy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..One Less Desk.

Tracy,

We all come for entertainment. I can come from reading as well but it had better be some pretty salacious writing.

I means please sit dont spray… but in a rhyme ish way….^^