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The Shrimp Pimp

05.19.08 | View Comments

I’m not a poet nor am I a lover of poetry. I do like a good limerick though and I definitely love me some good bathroom poetry. But this ….I just don’t know what the fuck this poet is trying to say. Can someone please help me decipher what he is trying to say? Was his date too shy to eat the shrimp at the table and got a doggie bag? If they were on a date I would imagine it was just him and her, so how the hell were there 18 jumbo shrimp? That sounds like 3 orders of shrimp cocktail to me.

18 jumbo shrimp

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  • charlotte sometimes

    I’ve heard/seen the term ‘jumbo shrimp’ used as a euphemism for enlarged labia on women.
    (You learn so much watching porn!)

    So I’m guessing she blew off his advances to hook up with 18 women. Or would that be 9 women if you count…

    I’ll shut up now.

  • http://www.datingwallofshame.blogspot.com juliemccoy

    It’s very clear, Fitz~

    She went out to dinner, told him he was lame, then blew him of for the top soccer team in the LPL (little people’s league)~

    Sheesh! You’ve been out drinkin waaaay too much!

    juliemccoy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Partner Choice by facial qualities

  • http://www.toiletscribble.com fitz

    You guys always blow me

  • http://www.toiletscribble.com fitz

    AWAY I mean!!!!!!!!

  • charlotte sometimes

    Freudian slip there Fitz?? =P

  • http://www.toiletscribble.com fitz

    Just a slight oral fixation. Nothing a piece of gum cannot fix.

  • Ryan

    ppfft, he took her out, she let him pay for his meal, then said no when he tried to get with her. This is why I don’t buy chicks drinks in bars.

  • Karyn

    I’m thinkin’ he took her to an all you can eat buffet, hence the 18 large. THEN she was too full to fulfill her previously promised “obligations”… She wanted cock alright, but cocktail sauce was her true passion! ;0)

  • Krys Lee

    If she ate the shrimp after dinner, what’d she have FOR dinner?

  • http://www.toiletscribble.com fitz

    Isn’t amazing that so much discussion can be had over a little toilet scribble? I’m serious. Imagine being in a bathroom. You write a little something on the wall. You would have no idea that somewhere on the internet thousands (or tens) of people are going to pour over your words, your punctuation, your spelling and your motives. Absolutely FANTASTIC!

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