Toilet Scribble

This adds a new dimension to “funny” – we had “funny ha ha” and “funny strange” and now we have “funny but so sad”.

I can just imagine some woman in that bathroom, standing there swaying, trying to squint at this, her vision coming in and out of focus………..

But, on the bright side, at least a dad got mentioned in this one!

Julie McCoy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..When you care enough……………

Poor Mom. She likes the whiskey but who can blame her.

Oh and Dad was mentioned in the last one.

http://www.toiletscribble.com/pics/shootingcraps/your-mom-jokes-in-the-toilet/

dude – I think you’re smoking crack – dads haven’t been mentioned for like 5 posts now!

juliemccoy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..When you care enough……………

julie – I stopped smoking crack weeks ago.

Only because you ran out.

I didn’t run out. I ran into a cop.

Cops are figments of our imagination implanted by the government so we’ll keep ourselves in check without them having to pay for a police force.

And here I was thinking cops were high school jocks that couldn’t find other jobs

Wrong.

“…watchya gonna do when they come for you?”

Beamrider – I will do one of the three things you can do when the cops come for you

1. Stand there in a stained wife beater t-shirt and keep saying “I didn’t do nothin’”

2. Run and fall down (or get tackled)

3. Blame my whore of a wife for making me beat her. She makes me so damn angry. I wouldn’t hit her if I didnt love her though

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Alan,

No offense but this isn’t craigslist. I hope you enjoy the way I edited your post.

Is this from the Bitter End in SF?

Monkey,

I’m not sure. This was sent to me. I will inquire and let you know.

Where can I sign up for the “I Would Pay Fitz Money Not to Have to See the Picture of Adam’s Gigantic Testicle” club?

why fighting?:)

Girl Names – there is no fighting

I don’t know what’s worse-those douchebags that write on the bathroom walls because its easy, free and they can, or these douche bags that write on these public comment boards because its easy, free, and they can…whatever, it’s still true-those who write upon these comment walls, roll their shit in little balls-those that read these words of wit-eat those little balls of shit! Now stop posting-and do something useful!

Haha hysterical, yet totally gross as hell.

Waldo recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..5 Reasons Jury duty is a waste of time.