Comments on: Your Mom Needs To Go Home

By: Waldo

Waldo — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 02:30:49 +0000

Haha hysterical, yet totally gross as hell. Waldo recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..5 Reasons Jury duty is a waste of time.

By: voiceofreality

voiceofreality — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 02:20:16 +0000

I don’t know what’s worse-those douchebags that write on the bathroom walls because its easy, free and they can, or these douche bags that write on these public comment boards because its easy, free, and they can…whatever, it’s still true-those who write upon these comment walls, roll their shit in little balls-those that read these words of wit-eat those little balls of shit! Now stop posting-and do something useful!

By: fitz

fitz — Sun, 25 May 2008 19:33:46 +0000

Girl Names – there is no fighting

By: Girl Names

Girl Names — Sun, 25 May 2008 18:33:19 +0000

why fighting?:)

By: Aaron

Aaron — Sat, 24 May 2008 04:20:49 +0000

Where can I sign up for the “I Would Pay Fitz Money Not to Have to See the Picture of Adam’s Gigantic Testicle” club?

By: fitz

fitz — Thu, 22 May 2008 21:29:33 +0000

Monkey,

I’m not sure. This was sent to me. I will inquire and let you know.

By: Naked Monkey

Naked Monkey — Thu, 22 May 2008 15:23:01 +0000

Is this from the Bitter End in SF?

By: fitz

fitz — Wed, 21 May 2008 21:25:28 +0000

Alan,

No offense but this isn’t craigslist. I hope you enjoy the way I edited your post.

By: Alan

Alan — Wed, 21 May 2008 21:12:46 +0000

Help needed!
Well, i am finishing my Diploma in Ass Science and plan to do my professor in Tasmania Australia. Firstly by studying in Australia; I get to start from the second or third year and do not have to waste my time asking for money on toiletscribble.com. Now here is the problem. My penis fell off 7 years ago, my single testicle is humungous. You see, money is the problem. I need at least 60k to get my large testicle cut in two so that I can have 2 nuts like every other man. There are indeed rich people out there with huge amounts to spare, i ask that you make a kind free-will donation to help me get my testicles fixed. You can contact me via my email and get my details to meet me or even see a picture of my large gonad. We can arrange on how you can monitor my balls to see how your money is spent. My passion is there and i want to succeed. Do contact me, thank you.

Alan From Singapore
alanraj@lsavemyhugenut.com
**I hate scammers and i don’t lie, please call me, meet up with me, judge my character and then proceed to help me achieve my goals.

By: Fitz

Fitz — Wed, 07 May 2008 16:25:47 +0000

Beamrider – I will do one of the three things you can do when the cops come for you

1. Stand there in a stained wife beater t-shirt and keep saying “I didn’t do nothin’”

2. Run and fall down (or get tackled)

3. Blame my whore of a wife for making me beat her. She makes me so damn angry. I wouldn’t hit her if I didnt love her though