Bill O’Reilly is Useful
If Bill O’Reilly died a painful death live on the air I would probably pop some popcorn, open a bottle of wine and watch with a huge shit eating grin. That’s probably not going to happen unfortunately. I have however, found Bill to be a useful entity. I explain why in this video.
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Video added ten minutes ago? That’s a fresh kill.
Uh..I don’t know, I just wanted to be first.
FIRST!
Avery - Being the internet addict that I am I notice little things ON the internet that others might not. And what I just noticed is that toiletscribble.com must be doing well. Why? Well as soon as you have people competing to be ‘first’ on a post you have reached a milestone.
I’m not saying I’m famous. I am not saying this site is more popular than google. All I am saying is that with a simple comment you made my day!
Now let me go watch some Bill O’Reilly.
Why are republicans red and democrats blue? Where did that come from? Does that imply that republicans are hot and democrats are cool? My views fall into both categories, but are often more conservative in nature, so I would describe myself as red-violet. What color are you?
I am a registered Republican.
I am fairly conservative.
But I think what I want, I say what I want, I believe what I want, and I vote how I want.
Speaking of voting…I think I’m gonna write you in on my ballot in November, Fitz.
Fitz - Your goal should be to get more popular than Google, is my thought.
Sabrina - I’m a strict purple. Or I’d like to think so. If I veer to one side, it’s definitely liberal…
Ricky - We should all do that. Then I get to be VP, right Fitz?
Sunny - I think I am Indian Blue
Ricky - I used to be a republican believe it or not.
Joker - Don’t veer please. Make well thought out turns. And yes, you are my VP.
If anyone remembers the 90’s show, Legends of the Hidden Temple:
Election ‘08 will be won by Fitz [[[FLAWLESS VICTORY]]], a representative of the Purple Parrots. Defeated/discouraged will be McCain from the Red Jaguars and Obama from the Blue Barracudas.
I would obviously volunteer to be a cabinet member, but the positions have already been filled by Johnny Walker Blue, Green, Red, Black, and Gold labels.
I’m absolutely blue. Depending on the matter at hand I can be anywhere between an Azure Blue, and Cornflower Blue.
But I’ve spent most of my life living in Chicago which is by and large liberal.
However, I refuse to be a part of any party, because they are all tragically flawed. I also refuse to let myself assume I’m going to vote in a certain direction until I’ve done sufficient research on all the candidates. Unfortunately for me, when it comes to presidential races, my top picks always get knocked out. Which generally leads me to vote for the lesser of two evils.
Fitz - I’m wary to jump on you for president (whoa, did that sound dirty or what?) What would you do if you got a phone call at 3am?
Danielle recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..I’m in a fight with water
Fitz - Whoo! a TS Unity ticket is exactly what this country needs.
Danielle - Yea, we’re pretty liberal here… Or we’d like to think. You ask someone what party they vote, they say Democrat, but you ask them about gun control, they say they need less… Most people in this city are too stupid to figure out what they are.
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