I have had the ability to tell the future since I was a kid. When I was four I predicted I would one day turn five and it came true. Ever since then it has been a crazy ride. My sixth sense must have kicked into overdrive when I wrote this post a week or so back. The post was entitled “Bottom Ten Reasons to Vote for Obama” and reason number 7 was quite prophetic. I will quote myself (how friggin’ cool is that? Quoting yourself??? WOW):
7. You had a dream that Obama, Hillary and McCain were all WWF wrestlers. They were in a three way steel cage match. Obama snuck in a foreign object (some white powder from Mr Fuji) and blinded Hillary with it. He then proceeded to ravage McCain with blows to the skull until he was unconscious. He then picked up McCain and used him like a human baseball bat and beat Hillary senseless. You thought this showed courage and ingenuity. You also thought his deal with Mr. Fuji showed foreign policy expertise.
I figured that was some “waaaay out there shit” to write and well, therefore, I wrote it. Well, I don’t know if someone from the WWE reads this blog or not but I was watching some horrible Entertainment TV program today and I nearly shit myself when they showed some clips from the following video:
So there you have it…I can predict the future. Feel free to ask about YOUR future in the comments and I will respond truthfully whether the news is good or bad.