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Can Fitz Ask Himself Questions?

Today I used the ‘Ask Fitz‘ page and asked a question of myself. Why? Why the fuck not? It’s my blog and if I want to ask myself questions I’ll do so. Ok? Ok. Now, listen to the below song while reading this post.

ouch-balls

So I asked myself “How big do someone’s balls have to be for it to be considered Elephantitis?”. I mean, think about it, at some point you say to yourself “Wow my balls are really huge and I do not think this is normal”. So you go to the doctor and tell him to give you the scoop on your titanic testicles.

Now, I’m obviously not a doctor but logic dictates that the doctor would examine you and make a determination as to whether you had elephantitis or just a really big pair of balls. But is it a judgement call or or is there a specific set of criteria that makes the determination? If it’s a judgement call it would be pretty weird. I mean this doctor is about to make a determination as to whether you are stricken with a weird affliction or are just a guy with gloriously giant gonads. I would not want to have that doctor’s responsibility.

But let’s say it’s not a judgement call. Let’s say there is a certain size the balls have to be to be considered elephantitis. Well, who made that decision and how did they make it? Can it be changed? What if you technically have elephantitis but you would rather just have ‘big balls’. Can you appeal to a special medical committee to get the ruling changed? Would that ruling be just for you or would you be fighting for all men with nuts that are equal in size to yours?

Granted I haven’t looked up elephantitis on google in an attempt to find the answers and I don’t want to cause I know I will see pictures that I don’t need to see. So this will remain a mystery and quite frankly that is fine by me.

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  • http://www.datingwallofshame.blogspot.com juliemccoy

    We must be on the same wave length because I was just researching penis size this last week. Turns out there’s been a lot of research on the subject and most guys have a skewed idea of where they fit on the range of “normal” (underestimating their own size compared to others). I didn’t look up testicle size, but I’d imagine there’s just as much research with small, average and above average size documented. Elephantitis has to go way beyond that. I do know, though, that if someone’s balls suddenly swell up it’s not a good thing and there’s usually some emergency surgery involved.
    So, now onto the more important question – I know why I was researching penis size – why is it you were inclined to ask yourself this question? I’m happy to provide a free consult if you want to know how the size of your balls measure up – it will be my community service for the month~

    juliemccoy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..In love with my best friend~

  • http://www.datingwallofshame.blogspot.com juliemccoy

    Oh – forgot to say – I loved the song – haven’t heard it in a long time and it made me smile~

    juliemccoy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..In love with my best friend~

  • http://www.toiletscribble.com fitz

    Julie – It came up because a few friends and I saw someone that had….well….huge balls. But we couldn’t be sure it was elephantitis

  • http://www.peoplenotbarbies.blogspot.com Danielle

    “True elephantiasis is the result of a parasitic infection caused by three specific kinds of round worms. The long, threadlike worms block the body’s lymphatic system—a network of channels, lymph nodes, and organs that helps maintain proper fluid levels in the body by draining lymph from tissues into the bloodstream. This blockage causes fluids to collect in the tissues, which can lead to great swelling, called “lymphedema.” Limbs can swell so enormously that they resemble an elephant’s foreleg in size, texture, and color. This is the severely disfiguring and disabling condition of elephantiasis.
    There are a few different causes of elephantiasis, but the agents responsible for most of the elephantiasis in the world are filarial worms: white, slender round worms found in most tropical and subtropical places. They are transmitted by particular kinds (species) of mosquitoes, that is, bloodsucking insects. Infection with these worms is called “lymphatic filariasis” and over a long period of time can cause elephantiasis.” medical-dictionary.com

    So be careful at cookouts and the beach this summer! Don’t want to get sucked by the wrong mosquito!

    Danielle recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Prince is pro-modesty, or anti-whore clothes. Either way he continues to be the coolest guy around.

  • charlotte sometimes

    OK, worms… parasitic infection… giant swollen balls…

    Yeesh! The thoughts and visuals are going to make me sick for a couple of days!

  • http://www.toiletscribble.com fitz

    Danielle – THAT is exactly why I didn’t do any google searches. You just ruined my summer ;(

    Charlotte – I’m with you….getting sick.

  • http://none.com Eleanna

    I’m going to become everyones new favourite person for posting this. <3.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk3I_ORIhuI

  • Brian

    “favorite person”……sure. fitz, why the obsession with huge nuts? you should be thinking about elephanTITitus…..oh man, i crack myself up sometimes

  • http://www.peoplenotbarbies.blogspot.com Danielle

    Fitz – *L* Sorry! But I will point out that you asked the question, and I answered it. It isn’t the size, but the condition that makes it elephantiasis.

    Eleanna – LOL!! That is insanely gross! I’m not sure what it says about me that I laughed while being grossed out.

    Danielle recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Prince is pro-modesty, or anti-whore clothes. Either way he continues to be the coolest guy around.

  • http://www.toiletscribble.com fitz

    Daniele – I answer the fucking questions around here NOT YOU!!! LOL just kidding!

  • http://modernurbanliving.com Tracy

    This blog’s comments are getting too wordy for me. What happened to all the “haha very funny, keep up the good work dude” comments?

    Tracy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..10 Crazy Chandeliers Made from Recycled Materials.

  • http://www.toiletscribble.com fitz

    Tracy – I was about to say “hey Tracy keep your comments to yourself” but that would be really weird considering this is the “comments section” of the blog. I am actually digging the wordy comments. I feel some odd sense of power knowing that by my typing a blog post someone in the world typed a bunch of words in response. How cool!?

  • http://www.peoplenotbarbies.blogspot.com Danielle

    Tracy – Sorry, my bad. I guess I talk (er, type?) a lot.

    Danielle recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Less awesome news today

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