Today I used the ‘Ask Fitz‘ page and asked a question of myself. Why? Why the fuck not? It’s my blog and if I want to ask myself questions I’ll do so. Ok? Ok. Now, listen to the below song while reading this post.
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So I asked myself “How big do someone’s balls have to be for it to be considered Elephantitis?”. I mean, think about it, at some point you say to yourself “Wow my balls are really huge and I do not think this is normal”. So you go to the doctor and tell him to give you the scoop on your titanic testicles.
Now, I’m obviously not a doctor but logic dictates that the doctor would examine you and make a determination as to whether you had elephantitis or just a really big pair of balls. But is it a judgement call or or is there a specific set of criteria that makes the determination? If it’s a judgement call it would be pretty weird. I mean this doctor is about to make a determination as to whether you are stricken with a weird affliction or are just a guy with gloriously giant gonads. I would not want to have that doctor’s responsibility.
But let’s say it’s not a judgement call. Let’s say there is a certain size the balls have to be to be considered elephantitis. Well, who made that decision and how did they make it? Can it be changed? What if you technically have elephantitis but you would rather just have ‘big balls’. Can you appeal to a special medical committee to get the ruling changed? Would that ruling be just for you or would you be fighting for all men with nuts that are equal in size to yours?
Granted I haven’t looked up elephantitis on google in an attempt to find the answers and I don’t want to cause I know I will see pictures that I don’t need to see. So this will remain a mystery and quite frankly that is fine by me.