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I normally do not post links to other people’s content but I have to make an exception here. This is the funniest shit I have heard in years. This guy makes any douchebag you have ever heard seem normal by comparison.

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/

And here is a story detailing this douchebag. It’s an interesting read.

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Ricky 1 year ago 1 point
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Oh my word!

That was dreadful!

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Joker 1 year ago 1 point
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Holy JESUS that was tough to listen to...

Damn... He makes the rest of us look like Prince fucking Charming.

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sabrina; sunny 1 year ago 1 point
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First, I exclaimed to myself "Is this even POSSIBLE?" and then I read the backstory that it took place in San Fransisco and then it was more like "..Oh."

I honestly believe CALIFORNIans will need to be deeply researched by the TS Team. We need to find out if they're all generically pre-programmed clones of people who died, like in the movie The Island with Ewan McGregor. I think we could make a lot of progress with that. We're quite excellent anthropologists, you know.

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Danielle 1 year ago 1 point
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Ricky - Dreadful? No no no. That is what we call Comic Genius!

I am still laughing. I actually read the article first so by the time I got to the phone messages, I knew they would be hysterical.

Did anyone else see that show on VH1 called "The Pick Up Artist?" The concept was there were 8 guys who were inept at picking up women. Then there was the leader, the master, the host named Mystery (vomit) and his two wing men, J-Dog (seriously) and Matador (eye roll.) The show was classic. Mystery taught the guys to be total d-bags while wearing huge pimp hats, and odd goggles on his head.

Danielle recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..I'm in a fight with water

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Erika 1 year ago 1 point
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good god thats overkill

Erika recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Friday Flashback - Erika Embarrasses Self for Sake of Blog

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http://www.spillitnow.blogspot.com

dylan 1 year ago 1 point
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amazing. though it's less funny when you start reading everything about him and visiting his official site. since he's made a career out of being a douchebag, the call kinda call kinda loses magic.

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http://www.punchlinemagazine.com

toiletscribble 1 year ago 1 point
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Danielle - I loved that show for it's total doucheness.

Dylan - I kinda feel the same although even after reading the article I listened two more times.

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charlotte sometimes 1 year ago 1 point
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"...and let the romance begin..."
Fucking hilarious!!

I do think its just viral advertising though. He's got all sorts of crap in the works that he would need exposure for.

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toiletscribble 1 year ago 1 point
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I don't think it's acting cause if it is it's amazing and I don't want to give him any credit.

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Krys Lee 1 year ago 1 point
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Obviously if your mother has I don't know, CANCER. Or if you've recently dropped an ovary through your anus. Maybe if you're getting a quick boob job before our first date? You might be so busy calling every other guy you've ever dated to tell them to never call you again because you've met the Adonis of your life, I can completely understand the delay in calling me back. Otherwise you must be mentally ill and should've been thrown off the side of Mt. Olypus to rot away.

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toiletscribble 1 year ago 1 point
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haha @ Krys Lee

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