Christina Aguilera ‘Rocks the Vote’
So Christina Aguilera is the new face of the ‘Rock the Vote’ campaign. You know, that campaign that takes uninformed famous people and ask them to try to convince uninformed young people into ‘rocking the vote’? They’d have to be uninformed young people right? I mean an informed person would already want or not want to vote for a specific reason or reasons.
Well I think Christina Aguilera should stick to wearing skimpy clothes and showing me her snatch every once and a while on TMZ. Why in the fuck would anyone want to have Christina Aguilera give them advice on politics? If I needed advice on how to look like a dirty tramp I would totally ask Christina. If I needed singing advice I would also ask her. But voting? Is it possible she even knows who is running?
I’ll tell you one thing though, I would rock my vote on those huge fucking titties of hers in a heartbeat. I’d name the left one Obama and the right one McCain and trust me, I would make those fuckers debate the issues. I’d put my ‘debate moderator’ in between them and go to town.
Seriously though, it’s fun to watch the political process but it’s also quite frustrating to watch this kind of stupidity.
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Joker - I know you aren’t used to my sexist humor but don’t worry, it only comes out once in a while.
Not what I mean….
But She’s not even that hot…. In fact, she’s on my list of way overrated women, next to Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Lopez…. None of them are particularly attractive.
A friend of mine, who has always been very mindful of his manners around women and never had a shovenist bone in his body, once gave me his deep thoughts on Christina Aguilera after we’d just flipped over her on the tv. He said, “That’s kind of girl that you can do all those shameful things you’ve never been able to bring up to any girlfriend. The kind of girl that you just fuck into a coma, because she wants it that way. Otherwise, talentless and very unattractive.”
I’ve never looked at her the same way again, especially when she was pregnant.
Yeah, I didn’t even know that the Ghastly Grinner was capable of procreation. Did the child come out of the womb in full makeup?
Joker - I don’t find her attractive but I do think those huge plastic blobs on her chest might be fun to go motorboatin’ with.
Krys Lee - Your friend is smart
Sunny - I think the kid came out and was like “Hi Mom, I love….OH FUCK, YOU’RE my mom?”
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