Comments on: Getting Arrested for Blogging?

By: fitz

fitz — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 17:47:42 +0000

Joker – Trick you how????

By: Joker

Joker — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:06:55 +0000

Okay!

Waaaait a minute…

Are you trying to trick me? Fitz you sly dog.

By: fitz

fitz — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:01:05 +0000

Joker – Well aren’t you the keen observer of detail? Oh how I really hate you Truth be told, there are exceptions to my “All penises are the same length” theory. In fact, in China there are 700 million or so exceptions.

As for two girls one cup I was wondering if you want to go out tonight with me and get some chocalate ice cream.

By: Joker

Joker — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:54:55 +0000

Couple problems with your arguments, my dear fitz.

1) Did you not say in a previous post that all dicks were exactly the same? What makes the Chinese Government so different? Besides the fact, of course that they are all douchebags. (There’s an Idea for Don’t be a douche 11: Don’t be in the Chinese Government)

2) If you ever mention two girls one cup again in your entire life, I will pull out all your entrails with a rusty iron glove, then tie them in a rope, and hang you with them, then when you’re dead, I’ll have a gay, sweaty sumo wrestler perform CPR on you and bring you back to life, then cut off your “Little Fitz” and make you eat it while watching two girls one cup…