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How to NOT Be a Douche Bag Part 4: No Lip Gloss

05.07.08 | View Comments

This may be the easiest way to become less of a douche bag. Do not wear lip gloss. A man should never wear gloss under any circumstance. if you are in the Swiss Alps and your lips are dry you can wear chap stick but NOT LIP GLOSS. Ever. Period. Douche bag!

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  • http://curveballsforjesus.wordpress.com Patrick

    Preach on brotha

    Patrick recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Big News for Vols Fans!

  • http://www.toiletscribble.com fitz

    Hey Patrick,

    Thanks for stopping by. I will definitely continue to preach. In fact, I may look into getting ordained as a minister of a church so I can preach with a little more authority.

  • Micheal Palesear

    Love the blog Fitz!
    Especially the “How Not to be a Douchebag” video series.
    As I’m currently a douchebag, I wanted to know; if I can’t wear lip gloss, can I still wear mascara or a light base? Eyeliner? How about some blush? I tend to be a little pasty.

    Well , keep up the good work.
    One time with feeling: ONE, TWO, THREE, MICHEAL PALESEAR!!”

  • http://www.toiletscribble.com fitz

    Michael Palesear – No makeup whatsoever unless you are covering some gnarly scar. And even then the scar would be nice and manly so fuck it…no make up period. Thanks for being you!

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