I think men and women use personal ads differently. Men are looking to experiment, go out with a few chicks, but i think the key is they want to do it quickly.

Women who go on dating sites (most are a certain type) probably have a group of dbags already vying for their affection (or at least hitting it regularly) and throw this ad up in the odd chance that some rich goodlooking, smart guy happens to see their profile and realize he can’t live without them.

It’s sort of like how even apartment buildings in shitty neighborhoods all want like donald trump quality credit.

Decent site, btw. Here’s that post I mentioned:
http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/

KL> Do you give this one your blessing? Kevin.

After reading through her other questions I diagnosed it was fake. Either that or she’s incredibly trashy.

Probably the ladder.

Sabrina – I was not insinuating that men do not do the same thing. I just thought it was hysterical that someone would go to such great lengths to NOT find someone! lol

Danielle – send me that guy’s screen name so I can send him a msg

Joker – Well, yeah it does seem like a Julie post but hey I dig Julie’s blog so she is rubbing off on me.

Julie – A VIDEO?! I’m so there right now!

juliemccoy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Stop Staring At My Nipples!

Nevertheless, This chick is probably insane. I found a similar one for men seeking women on craigslist. I’ll look it up later

Danielle recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..The Happiest Couple In The World.

Well, Fitzy– I bet I can find a similarly amusing one from the other team in a small amount of time. Please hold:

Okay, I think I found a winner here. This is just a silly little tidbit that I came across by filtering my search by “%Enemy.” His name is Kevin, and he’d like to introduce himself, but I think that would be a disaster so I’ll introduce him for you:

kevinbide
35 / m / straight / single
Florida, PR, United States (1632 miles)
0% Match, 0% Friend, 66% Enemy
His self-summary:

just a regular guy thats fun loving anm ((christian)) a football fan, love pop music, like to dance, love to watch tv, but i dont get a chance all the time and aslo a good listener. u can share anything with me anytime u want( )
What I’m doing with my life:

I am currently woking with a construction company in the us
He’s really good at:

listening an having fun and meeting new and friendly people
The first thing(s) people usually notice about him:

i dont realy know but i think its my hight and cloths
His favorite books, movies, music, and food:

lord of the rings, i love to eat rice, and i like pop music
The six things I could never do without:

money love family friends fun and GOD
He spend a lot of time thinking about:

fantasies
On a typical Friday night He is:

stay at home cos am not a club type
The most private thing He’s willing to admit here:

as a kid i use to make fun of people
You should message him if:

u think am ur type at noxiouxxdrag@yahoo.com. and if am not maybe we could work things out.
Questions He Cares About:
*He hasn’t taken any tests!
____________________________
So, obviously we have ourselves a nice fucking guy here. Nice fucking guy. It’s obvious that we are a perfect match and that this website/free porn links site doesn’t know shit about compatibility.

Major highlights for me include that he’s ((christian)), that he made sure to clarify that he works in the US (which most people won’t do — I mean, that’s rare..), like to dance, hight and cloths, i like to eat rice, and that he spends a lot of time thinking about fantasies. That’s at least 29 dimensions of compatibility. Also note that he hasn’t taken any tests yet!

Ima hit him up. Thanks for helping us find each other!

FITZ! I send you an Ask Fitz question. Forget about it. The question on the other end of that link is fake.