If you had asked me a few months back “Hey Fitz, what are you going to blog about” I would have responded with a million different subjects ranging from reviews of toilet paper to pictures of people pooping in bathrooms. Never did I think I would write a post on pants for tall people. But when my friend ‘Trish the Dish’ emailed me a long rant about pants and asked me to post about the subject I couldn’t resist….I had to help her out. You see Trish doesn’t have a blog and she was sort of jealous that I have an outlet to vent my weird frustrations. So being the nice person that I am, I am going to post Trish’s email rant and vent on her behalf.
Trish writes, “Thanks for letting me vent. I omitted all the expletives but I’m sure you can hear them throughout”.
Well Trish, just in case anyone cannot hear the expletives, I will insert them for you.
“So….as I was fucking saying.. I go to try on the fucking long sizes and after I have them bitches on I have to fucking check the tag again b/c I must not have chosen “fucking Long”. But of course I check and I picked the right fucking size – but they’re not fucking long. They barely fucking touch the fucking top of my fucking feet. How’s a girl supposed to fucking wear some fucking heals let alone some fucking flats? But I know that this is just the fucking way of the world. So I fucking buy the fucking pants b/c they fucking look fucking fabulous from every fucking angle or fucking close enough and I know that I will be fucking bringing them to the fucking tailor before I can fucking wear them.
So why do they even fucking bother cutting them off and hemming them? They could save fucking money on fucking labor costs by fucking omitting both fucking final steps and production would be fucking quicker too. It’s seems fucking simple enough to me. I would even be willing to fucking pay a little fucking more if it’s a matter of the fucking fabric cost for fucking EXTRA EXTRA fucking LONG fucking pants – not a lot fucking more – they are still saving fucking money from the whole fucking deal.
It would even fucking bring more fucking business to fucking tailor’s, with the exception of fucking people like me – who fucking bring the fucking short, long pants to them anyways to let out the one fucking inch hem.
It’s a fucking brilliant idea and every fucking tall person in the fucking world would be perfectly fucking happy with having to make a fucking separate trip to the fucking tailor b/c for fucking once we would fucking have some fucking material to work with – we could fucking have fucking choices. We could fucking have fucking pants fucking tailored for fucking flats or fucking super fucking high heels – whatever we want. I think the fucking Presidential candidates should fucking speak about this fucking issue for a fucking change.
The fucking short and fucking average height people of the world can fucking keep the fucking system the same for themselves but for those of us looking to fucking buy long fucking pants – just fucking give us as much as we can fucking get. We’ll get someone else to fucking finish the fucking work for you. It’s just a fucking idea – but I fucking think it is a fucking fabulous fucking idea.”
