People always say stupid shit. But perhaps nothing gets to me like the phrase “It was God’s will”. That basically means there is a big book somewhere labeled “God’s Master Plan” and inside is written everything that will ever happen or has happened. Obviously, the concept of ‘free will’ gets thrown out the window with that phrase or perhaps, it just means that we have free will but God already knows what we will choose. But…
But if God already knows what we will do, and he has this master plan, then isn’t it HE who has chosen our actions for us? It can kinda make your head explode thinking about it. But what really gets me is that people who are religious are always the ones who say “It was God’s will”. I think the religious fail to realize, some seriously bad things can be inferred from that phrase. Like the fact that God wills cancer on kids, God willed the Holocaust, rapes, murders, and on and on. Why would a loving God do will freaky shit like that? The obvious answer is he doesn’t. I don’t know God personally (a friend of mine went to college with him though and he was at a party I attended. We didn’t talk or anything but he did pick up a cup that I dropped and handed it back to me….how cool!) but I can tell you he doesn’t will things to happen. Nothing is written in stone.
Fuck all this ‘God’s will’ shit and please stop saying that stupid phrase. When faced with a shitty situations and at a loss for words say something else like “Well, God probably thinks that this sucks ass”. Or better yet just shut the fuck up. Silence is more powerful than words sometimes. If there is a God…and if he loves you…he probably thinks that terrible things happening to you or your loved ones sucks ass as well and I doubt he wants you blaming him for it. In fact that’s probably some kind of mortal sin (and so is this blog post).
Meanwhile, about yesterday’s vagina post. I had a lot of ummm ‘feedback’ on that. One particular discussion I had was most interesting. Imagine if you will, that you are a male (or lesbian) gynecologist. How do you think your vast knowledge of the vagina would affect your ability to go mining in the sugar basin? You know, Smokin’ the Fur, Talking To the Boat People, bribing the Canoe Driver, devouring a tuna taco, whistling in the dark, yodeling in the Gully? You get the idea (I hope).
Do you think if you were ‘down south’ and you noticed something odd, perhaps something that the layman couldn’t and it was something that kinda turned you off, you would stop? If you did suddenly stop and your partner asked what was wrong would you immediately tell them or would you wait until you were gratified? If it was a casual partner would you charge them for a visit after you told them what was wrong even though you noticed during sex?
Ok, enough about God’s will and oral weirdness. Time for me to go look up a therapist and see if the Pope will be hearing confessions on Friday.
