I do not know why Global Warming, and the lunacy that Global Warming has created, gets to me so much but it really does. I used to get pissed off maybe once a month about it. Then it became once a week and lately it is almost hourly that I am assaulted with Global Warming madness to the point where I want to punch someone in the stomach.
The latest thing to make me shit my pants yelling is the commercial that describes the plight of the polar bear and asks us to give $16 dollars a month to help save them. You may have seen it already. That ass clown Noah Wyle is in one and there is another with an identical script read by some chick I have never heard of. Here is the Noah Wyle one. Watch it…as I am about to make fun of it and I want you to be in on the joke.
So why should we care about the polar bear? Noah doesn’t seem to give us any reason to care whether they live or die. Well, other than the fact that watching them cling to an iceberg while soft piano is playing is very touching. If anyone reading this knows of a good reason I should give $16 dollars a month to save these cute animals please let me know in the comments.
The only reason I can see is that they keep the seal population in check. Without polar bears seals would be overpopulated and desease would plauge them. But it isn’t a fact that we humans would be affected at all. Lots of predators go extinct and we humans go right on living. The Puma is nearly extinct in North America and nothing happened. Pumas used to keep white tailed deer populations in check. Now hunters and drunk drivers keep white tailed deer populations in check. Perhaps fisherman and drunk boaters can do the same thing for seals in the Arctic?
Anyway, I wish actors would stop making videos about saving this cute animal and that cute animal. Perhaps they should be making videos to stop the war, or to collect aid for the Chinese after that terrible earthquake? Naaaah! They want us to send money for polar bears. Well they can all go to hell. Here is my video response to Noah Wyle’s polar bear video.