I play video games. Always have always will. If I live to be one hundred I know for sure I will probably die with a controller from Microsoft or Sony in my hand playing Call of Duty 18 or some such shit. To the uninitiated video games seem immature, a waste of time and a lot of other negative things. But to those of us in the know it’s fun and can be quite rewarding. But sometimes I get pissed off…
Just like any culture or sub-culure, gaming has it’s own vernacular. To a first time gamer the text you read and voices you hear when playing multiplayer games can seem like a completely different language. For example “joo got pwned noob!” which would translate to “You got owned dumb new guy”. That phrase would probably come right after you were killed in a game by some 13 year old kid in Russia. But I am getting off the topic that I want to discuss. You can figure out gaming speak on your own time.
What I want to discuss is the phrase “Suck my dick” or “Blow me”. Crass phrases for sure and they are heard every day by thousands of people who either pissed someone off or who have a sexual partner that wants fellatio. The latter is fine but why oh why do guys tell other guys to suck their dicks while trying to be tough and masculine? It’s not a very masculine thing to say. In fact it is very homosexual. I have nothing against being homosexual of course and if one gay man gets mad at another gay man it might be a perfectly legitimate, angry thing to say. But straight guys….???
Nearly every day, especially in video games, some young punk is always telling me to suck their dick or to blow them and for the life of me I don’t know why. I always ask “Is that really what you want?” which usually results in them calling me gay. But they asked me to blow them, right? It’s confusing and I wish it would stop. Guys of the world please, unite with me and let’s reserve these phrases for the throngs of passion and not for street fights and video gaming. Those of you who are with me please comment below. Those of you who are not with me can lick my ass.
