So I caught a glimpse of someone’s NY Post today and on the front page was a headline that simply read “The $175 Burger“. This is absolutely fucking ridiculous. It is ridiculous that someone created this thing but even more so that people would pay for it. It’s a fucking hamburger. I don’t care if they chop up 100 dollar bills in the lettuce or if they put real gold in the secret sauce….it’s fucking stupid.
With people worried about layoffs, the economy, the mortgage crisis, the price of oil, etc there are still assholes with money spending it on fucking $175 burgers.
Here is what I propose. Anyone that orders one of these burgers should be allowed to eat it. Then they are escorted to a private room and shot in the stomach. A doctor is brought in along with the asshole’s checkbook. In return for writing a check for 75% of their entire life savings to a charity they are given medical care.
Once enough assholes have been shot in the stomach we then tell the chef that created this assburger to report to City Hall to accept an award from the Mayor. In front of a crowd of thousands the mayor thanks the chef for helping to raise so much money for charity. The Mayor then pulls out a crossbow and shoots the chef in the knees. The hobbling chef is then forced to make thousands of the $175 burgers which are handed out to the crowd for free.
Seriously though, to the guy that designed this burger and to the people that plan to eat it or have eaten it….GO FUCK YOURSELF.
